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PostPosted: Tue May 24, 2011 7:07 pm 
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i love your shoes......they really bring out your eyes

I like your dress... i have the same one, luckily i didnt wear it we'd look like twins


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PostPosted: Tue May 24, 2011 8:51 pm 
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seems like they would work if the girl already had interest in you before your approach, the only way to really know is to FIELD TEST


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PostPosted: Wed May 25, 2011 11:46 am 
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what about these ...if you want to test opener go to the biggest whore with the biggest slut shield you can find...

'' i love your shoes ... do they sell them in female size '' ?''

'' nice dress , my grandma wears the same one as well, you are cute you remind me of my grandma''

'' you are so cute ... you are soo handsome that it makes you ugly, it's just too much ''

'' you look like a whore ...(wait some time ) ...don't worry i respect you for it , too many woman are too insecure to have this look ''

'' can i lend your lipstick ... -girl : wtf why - so i can correct yours ''

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what about these ...if you want to test opener go to the biggest whore with the biggest slut shield you can find...

'' i love your shoes ... do they sell them in female size '' ?''

'' nice dress , my grandma wears the same one as well, you are cute you remind me of my grandma''

'' you are so cute ... you are soo handsome that it makes you ugly, it's just too much ''

'' you look like a whore ...(wait some time ) ...don't worry i respect you for it , too many woman are too insecure to have this look ''

'' can i lend your lipstick ... -girl : wtf why - so i can correct yours ''
You must be joking. These are all TERRIBLE INSULTS. The fuck???

I like the OPs original ones. They're reasonable compliments, tempered with a bit of humour to make them a little different and original. Try them out and let us know your results!

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PostPosted: Wed May 25, 2011 3:36 pm 
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Ya...I agree with ryan. You can def use the grandma genre tho, just tweek it like this.

"I love those earring, I just got my grandma a pair just like that. Its so cute."
"I love those shoes, my neice was just wearing a pair like that of my sisters. It was hilarious to see her walk around in heels."

Don't directly insult them. Just throw in the grandma or whatever thing in. Do you know what I mean? Don't be like you remind me of my grandma. The fact that you brought your grandma up shows it reminded you of her.

I like the dress line tho, its hilarious n im gonna field test that this week. I also like using the old ross jeffries pause too. I really love your........eyes. The pause allows her mind to start trying to figure out what your gonna say, then u hit her with eyes. All in all I think the dress line was by far the funniest n best. Lode, remember bro, you want to playfully neg, not directly insult. I think there was a thread I saw that was breaking down the difference, because it really is common to think u r just negging, but in reality you are just insulting. Don't worry tho, there was a point where I was just very assholeish all the time n would be jokingly negging (although I wasn't into pick up n didn't know what I was doing other than being funny) but in reality I wasjust being insulting n mean. You will get it, n when u perfect negging, you will be snatching 9s n 10s whenever. You HAVE to take those girls down a peg lol it really is a must. Don't flat out clown them tho lol no one likes that.


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ryan .. kinorc ...actually after reading your posts , im imagining if someone would have said it to me - i wouldn't find it insulting really but hey that's me.

girls i used certain openers/ negs on never felt insulted really , but my body language has to do with it.
Most of the times i approach these hot woman in clubs ( hb9 and 10 ) im used to opening with negs and i never got bad reactions , i actually got more rejections using more neutral openers.

im not out to insult people and i think my subcommunication and body language shows that....woman pick that up.

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after they laugh i might add " except, my one shows a bit more cleavage"


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after they laugh i might add " except, my one shows a bit more cleavage"


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I Love to use funny openers.. But remember that not everyone has the same kind of humor.. It's either you hit the spot right away, or you crash and burn hard! Remember that guys tend to like a more insulting kind of humor than women. You need to be funny in a cool way : Like posted on this Forum: Talk to a girl and say'' hey could you use your feminine charm on the barkeeper , i tried to use mine but he seems immune..'' is working very good , But making a joke about other people in the room or about her is always a risk.. Best is to joke about situations or material.. self-mockery lowers your value and is a No- go!

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