Me: I need a female opinion really quick. I just saw this cute girl whom I want to approach but I first need to know if this is a good line to start with:

I would drag my balls through a hundred miles of sandpaper just to caress your aesthetically symmetric elbows.

Girl: (laughs) or says no (which happened to me today)

If girl laughs,

Me: that sounds like a yes.
Girl: I don't know about that, letmme know how that plays out.
Me: Well, I got a good chuckle out of you, so either I'm doing something right, or you have a terrible sense of humor. Kinda like my grandma. Oh you'd get along with her just fine I think.


If girl says no, try again.

Me: Ok, well what if I tell her that she is a heavenly blessed beauty whose beauty is beautifully beautiful, charm charmingly charming, and elegance elegantly elegant?

Whether or not she laughs,

Girl: blah blah blah

Me: well, say a guy wanted to approach you and ask you for your numbe, how should he do it?
Girl: (Gives suggestion)
Me: (Do exactly that)