Okay, so I've had a crush on this chick since the 6th grade (almost 10 years), but it's only recently she got a Facebook. I've commented/liked on a few things and she's commented/liked a couple of things on my page as well.

Her and I have known of each other, but I think we only talked maybe 3 times in middle school. She's Definitely a 10 though. But my only gripe is that I don't drive, so I know that's a huge drop for me.

I was wondering if anyone could give me something to post on her wall that would grab her attention to maybe chat with me, or maybe a Facebook IM opener?

You: You're unbelieveable....

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Dear Optimist, Pessimist & Realist,

Just to let you know that while you guys were arguing about the glass of water...... I drank it!

Sincerely, the Opportunist

Lol, I like that, but where would I take it from there?

The point of opening is only to open the conversation.. I can't tell you how to have a conversation with women. It depend on you, you're style, the woman you're gaming, etc.

That being said, here's an example of a FB conversation I had with a girl I gamed last weekend:

Me: You're unbelieveable...
HB: ???
Me: Not even a "hi" since we decided to become best friend for life! Unbelieveable... (It was actually bullshit, I never said such things...)
HB: Aha I don't remember that at all sorry!
Me: I was at LEAST expecting some "good morning" texts! ahah
HB: loll but I don't even have your number...
Me: Oh, xxx-xxx-xxxx... Hope you will change your bad habit tommorow morning .

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Dear Optimist, Pessimist & Realist,

Just to let you know that while you guys were arguing about the glass of water...... I drank it!

Sincerely, the Opportunist