we call it the dorian opener lol

listen to this:

gammbit:hey... ud be pissed off if u were stud up (as so it sound like a question but is really a statement)
hb: yeah
gammbit: well this may sound funny but iv got this friend and he thinks hes a real player.
hb: aha
gammbit: and resently iv just bought a new phone, so i thought it would be a good idea to text him as a girl
hb: u?? ahaha
gammbit: yeah, so for the last few weeks i have been textin him and sendin him pics (obviously not of me... but of other another girl) and he fell for it hook line and sinker.
hb: awwww
gammbit:so i got to a point where i was goin to meet him and when he came i was going to laugh at him...
hb: ahaha thats soo mean
gammbit: so i got to the meetin place and waited for a while then i got a text sayin; 'sorry im too drunk to meet u.'
hb: awwww
Gammbit: so i was wondering wot move should i make now?


i think this is a classic story as it is TRUE... and it works well as an opener

please give me feedback and tell me wot u think.

it dose work..

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Gammbit

Funny shiit. I like it. . . if she seriously says its mean you could easily counter with - Ive know the guy for years we like to play practical jokes, its no big deal.

lol yeah my cousin has known him for years and we are always messing around

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Gammbit