In today's day and age of pick up and game, we must be ahead, with canned openers quickly becoming dicks in a girl's ear and peacocking a dick in a girl's eye. The true power is to become natural, able to formulate your own material, able to have your own theory, and share that theory so others can test. Day in and day out countless times have I read or seen shitty pick up lines, openers, pitty tests, etc. Sometimes, hell they work. We all know the "nice shoes, wanna fuck?" guy that magically gets laid from it. How? Attraction is already built. He could of walked up to her and started mumbling and it would have the same result. So if you want to start using your wit, to build attraction even more so, or from nothing instead of AFTER the opener, here are some following guidelines I have quickly came up with. Feel free to post your thoughts and even contribute to the list. I love constructive criticism as well.

When making your own opener:

The don’ts

1.) Don’t ask for anyone’s opinion on anything. You don’t honestly give a fuck, and everyone knows. Besides men are to be decisive.

2.) False time constraints are not needed. Time is yours. Spend 15 minutes talking to a cutie you desire, or spend 15 minutes taking a shit in the stall. Time is yours to spend.

3.) Don’t ploy with toys. Mack on girls with a teddie bear or a puppy dog? Sure, after you number close, all other men laugh at you and make it their mission to plow that girl’s vag that very night. Truth is, nine times out of ten, vags were pounded.

4.) Don’t ask for permission. Like don’t say, “Hey guys can I… blah blah.” Reconstruct your approach to, “Hey check this out.”

5.) The words “Excuse me” translate into a woman’s head as “I’m a bitch.”

The dos:

1.) Mundane small talk can be twisted into an opener. Example: “Wow, it’s cold outside… I bet my nipples are harder than yours.”

2.) Make almost all your openers relative to the situation. Example up top being one, it was cold outside.

3.) My “subtraction rule.” Every opener you make up should work on a set of ten people or a single girl. Words can be changed to apply this. Example: “I wonder, as a group, what TV sitcom would you say you guys most resemble?” To a single person, “You kind of remind me of Rachel from friends, I bet you’re more like Febe though…”

4.) Teach something. Even if it’s silly. Knowledge is power.

5.) Don’t be afraid to stack kino into your opener. Example of this, #1, and #2, is to ask for a light, get really close to her, and tell her, “Your smell reminds me of church, so weird. Good thing I don’t believe in god anymore…”