Hey! College is in session, and there are plenty of fine ladies out there in lecture halls, wed all like to interact with! So, lets all post our favorite Openers here!

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heres mine:
-break the ice
+hey is this seat taken?
-she will say its not taken, so sit down
-introduce
+I'm crimsonred by the way, handshake
+reciprocation
-now she will have gotten over the "omg I want to talk to him, but I don't know how to start the conversation!" thing, and you can pretty much start fading into the cocky funny material!

(I think that its best to introduce asap, as it makes everything easier later on, aka catching digits.)