So I was out in London the other night and had some good opportunities to test a few openers just to boost a bit of confidence etc - I used compliments about clothing a lot - occassionaly saying I'd like something similar for my girlfriend (when not hugely interested but wanted to create some attention) and other times my sister - anyway I accidently come up with an opener which caused some interest - just so you all know - I got one number all night - but I was on a MASSIVe pub crawl and screwed most of it up as I was drunk - if you are going out on the sarge don't get wasted - i was fully aware of this I just thought I may aswell try...

So I went up to this super hot 35+ woman at the bar and this happens;

Me : Hi - (smile)
Her : Hi (smiles back)
Me: can I just say - I really like you're top, very retro and glitery.....(wait for it!)
Her: (mouth wide open - then a playful hit on the arm)..You cheeky bastard...this is a dress!

I hadn't even noticed that it wasn't a top, it was actually short dress and had I been sober I'd have known that a mile off

We want on a bit about the dress and I got talking for a while, and smiled and said I'd see her round - I lost her then for hours and when I found her later she was with other older guys, who started taking the piss out of me so I couldn't be bothered to hang around - but anyway think that was a good cheeky opener let me know what you think.

The number I did get was after being pretty forward actually - I picked her up at a bar and said "I'll have a pint if your buying" and amazingly she bought me a drink. later I bet this girl that if I could get the barman to exchange her rank glass of wine for a better one - that she'd have to give me her number and go on a date with me next week - she agreed and I got her number. I've got a feeling I blew it later as I havent heard back from her and I've got a vague memory of trying to kiss a girl and getting rejected - no idea if it was her but there we go - woops - god knows how I'll fix that. Doubt I will - anyway best thing is LESSONS LEARNT!

RTH

hahaha this sounds like the end of my PUA career. After a while and some success in the game I started gettign drunk with my wings and just doing stupid stuff. It was fun yes but the amount of pussy I was getting definitly plummeted. I think Im going to have to return to form though

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