I need an opener for playing coed sports. Soccer, Softball, Kickball, whatever. Any ideas?

Where did you get your cleats?
You realize.. your team doesn't have a chance.
I notice you have a thing for guys in uniforms.
So they put YOU covering me?

1000's of them.

EvoJ

You: My friends call me Nova...
Future crack whore that you are talking to:....
You: ...as in Casanova
Future crack whore that you are talking to:....
You:...
Future crack whore that you are talking to:....
You: Suck me beautiful.


Lemme know how that works out for you.

Seriously, you need to re-evalutae your goals in life if you are trying to hit on chicks during Co-ed P.E class in high school.

Lunch time is much better man. Louder and people are sitting around talking. If you walk up and run a routine while a girl is playing second base you are gonna look like a fool.

I have fond memories of coed PE actually. I didn't have a clue what I was doing with girls back then, but one thing I did right was not worrying about looking cool or anything and just going all out. One time while playing football I tackled this girl who had the ball yelling "THATS MY BALL BITCH!" I got a lot of looks from her after that, but I didn't know how to handle it, so it just died off. I find it helps to help the girl up after you knock her on her ass and to look a little amused by the whole thing.

All I remember about high school P.E was I was the asshole who took volleyball seriously and would run all over the court getting to the shots. Unfortunately Meet The Parents came out when I was a freshman in college so I never got the chance to scream out "FIRE IT UP NURSE FOCKER!!"

Actually im talking about COED beer leauges, with Adults, most of which are highly attractive women. Try that on for size hot shot, hard place to Game.

ahaha in that case I'm willing to help...just gimme a second to get my foot out of mouth.


Ok we're good.

Beer softball leagues eh? That is just an outdoor athletic bar...There's beer...there's people mingling over a common interest...And there are chicks. Only reason you're stressing is because it's in daylight. For some reason 95% of guys have problems approaching in bright light. There's a reason clubs and lounges are dark guys. Use the same stuff. Open up an entire set. It's more likely that there will be guys in the sets, but that shouldn't matter. Lead the men in the set and the women will follow.

Whatever openers/routines you are comfortable with will still work. Just gonna have to up your confidence level because it's always more difficult in bright light. The actual opener won't matter. Everyone will be more relaxed because the women won't be used to assholes hitting on them when they are playing softball like they are at clubs. They won't have the bitch shield up.

The negs should be concentrated on sports, but don't get too into it. Some people (even women) don't like being teased on their performance. [/img]

Rye lee..that story made me laugh. but yea talking shit is sketchy in anything thats competitive cause sometimes u dont win and all that talk is just that, talk. focus more on her and less on the games, people are more self conscous about thier mannerisms or personal apearance than thier skills at PE soft ball or beer pong. if she runs funny or has a stupid looking shot thats game. talking shit however is great for rapport and if ur good at it it can be very flirtatious. chanting "scoreboard!" during a pong game ur winning if they try to talk shit is always funny. but if they come back just justify it by tellin em you love overtime and ur sick of draining everything. if ur playing a team where the one person sucks, focus the heckling on them

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