ORIGINAL "CALM DOWN" Opener by: GUESSAGAIN

For Parties or sporting events especially but anywhere will do (EVEN THE LIBRARY) I use the simplest opener to open big groups of girls anywhere all you do is walk up motion with your hands up and down with your palms facing the ground and say "I'm going to need to ask you guys to just calm down" (Its all about the face and attitude you do it with, if they laugh say something like No seriously and then continue in set.

Sometimes this is a great opener to say and if they don't laugh just act like you were serious and walk away and when you see them again later say the same exact thing this works like a charm, (Look to see if only one or two girls in the group find it funny when you see them alone later say it again to her).

This generally works best if you can find some girls being really quite or calm and say it to them as the irony in itself is humorous.

This is the first time anyone other than me will have ever heard the CALM DOWN opener as I came up with it so try it out and let me know what you think. For Me its worked better than any other group opener I have ever tried.

Happy Hunting,

-GUESSAGAIN

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GUESS

'I'm going to have to ask you guys to CTFD'

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you can fake it till you make it, but if it feels REAL go with the flow!

I guess you could use that variation under two circumstances 1. If you already know the girl(In which case you don't need an opener) and 2. If you think they are already extremely interested. The bottom line is there would be no advantage in trying to use a cute little abbreviation because it can only backfire......using the word fuck in it comes off as a little try hard and the thing about using an abbreviation is they will instantly know you are joking and trying to run game on them while as in the original opener you always have the option of playing it off as completely serious. Also this variation takes away the possibility of repeating it later.

It could still work so if you want to try the variation let me know how it works but from my experience you don't fix what isn't broken and you definitely don't fix something that's working perfectly.

Happy Hunting

-GuessAgain

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GUESS