Hey guys. So, I was out last night hellbent on opening som sets with 9's and 10's, havent done alot of opening at all since I am fearly new, have AA ect. Anyways, I walked in to a club I've never been before, looked my sharpest and smiling, then I saw a 5 set with just 9's and 10's. I thought "fuck it, I've got nothing to loose" and saw out the hottest of them and went over. These where the kind of girls you see all the time, they're so hot nobody dares to talk to them, not even the ultra-douchebags with a face chizzled in stone. I did'nt know what opener I'd use until I got closer to the HB10, and saw her perfect smile. So I used Style's Bugs Bunny opener from The Game.

Me: Hey miss
HB10: Hey
Me: My buddy's waiting for me over there, but I just had to come over and say this. I grew up watching Looney Toons when I was young, and you just have the cutest Bugs Bunny smile ever!
HB10: 'goes hysterical and smiles and hugs me' Oh, thank you! thats the nicest thing ever! you're so sweet!
Me: haha, tnx. Nice meeting you, bye. 'smiling like a player'

Don't think I had a chance there, so I just went over to my friends. But hey, I opened and it was a real revelation. I did'nt expect that reaction from her at all. It took away alot of my AA.

half an hour later, sitting with my friends, I saw a 4set sitting some tables beside us. 2 guys and 2 girls. I went over and start talking to the dudes, being very friendly. then, when I made shure they thought I was harmless I said I had to ask one of the girls a question, and they were like Yeah, shure. So I ran mysterys ESP routine on the girl, she said 4 and 8, hahaha. so I was like 'hell, ESP is bullshit' and we both laughed and started convo.

what a great night. did'nt n-close anyone, but I k-closed a petite little hottie that absolutley every guy where drooling over in a bar, she just looked me in the eyes afterwards and said: 'wow, you're a really great kisser!'

That bugs bunny opener is a bad mother, even if the girl don't have that kind of smile, it still works like a charm!