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| Whitey | PostPosted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 3:02 am | |
| Offline | | MPUA Forum Addict | Joined: Wed Sep 05, 2007 8:05 pm Posts: 228 | | about 2 weeks before I discovered this forum I was at the PX(post exchange, military wal-mart) getting some new sunglasses. I don't see the point in buying expensive sunglasses so i got the $4 patriot choice special. They were your run of the mill plastic frame sunglasses but they fit me and looked awesome so hey, why not?
anyway, I approach one of the registers and the girl was kinda cute. about a HB6, she had a little meat(ok a little is too much for me but im sure a high schooler would hit it). This is how the conversation went.
Me: do these looks ridiculous?
Her: no, why?
Me: Well, my car club has a bet going on right now to see who can get the most ridiculous sunglasses and i don't know if these are ridiculous enough, y'know?
Her: well, if you want ridiculous get white polka dot womens sunglasses
Me: i said ridiculous, not gay
*she laughs*
Her: Well...you're gonna lose this bet.
*for some reason my ADD kicked me into annoyed mode*
Me: its not like i worry about money, jesus, i just asked for an opinion
*she gives me a "wtf?" stare*
*i pay and leave, annoyed with her for some unknown reason*
it wasn't a major loss. it can be applied to anything im sure, just dont screw yourself if shes worth it
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| Tripdogg5 | PostPosted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 7:06 am | |
| Offline | | MPUA Forum Enthusiast | Joined: Wed Aug 22, 2007 9:18 am Posts: 53 Location: Illinois | | Lol, I think you need some REAL glasses, since you couldn't see the IOI's she was sending u. Honestly, it sounded like you were doing a good job gaming her in the beginning since you were making up a story and joking with her. I dunno why you decided to trash a perfectly doable number close, and insult her, where's ur head at man?
You say ADD, I think i'd put you down for Bipolar disorder, look it up. Hope u learned from this tho, better luck next time.
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| iam fuzz | PostPosted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 7:31 am | |
| Offline | | Member of MPUA Forum | Joined: Thu Aug 30, 2007 9:03 am Posts: 135 | | x2 @ the bipolar comment
you went from happy n smooth to annoyed and unpleasant.
-fuzz
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| Whitey | PostPosted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 8:41 am | |
| Offline | | MPUA Forum Addict | Joined: Wed Sep 05, 2007 8:05 pm Posts: 228 | | i need to try this tactic again but the only time i need to goto the store usually is for cigarettes and they don't make for a good topic. i try to generally break up where i go, never buying 2 things in the same spot but setting up a route.
i.e. tomorrow i'm going to the gym. i need gas and cigarettes. ill get cigarettes at the shopette(convenience for the military ID gifted) and gas at a local shop thats on my home. only problem is both places don't prove any HB's. usually they're your typical FUGs.
the other option is getting smokes at super wal-mart but usually the girl who sells the cigarettes is older.
the gym is a no go being a gym on a military base, all the women stray away from it generally and if they are there they have a ring on their finger.
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