See that? I even use peacocking in my subject lines...haha. Anyways living here in Vegas has its advantages...for example, when I hit the clubs at the strip all I look for is bachorette parties...talk about an easy target:
(opening the entire group of grils) Me: who's the lucky lady here?
Them: (pointing and harassing the bride)
Me: You owe me a kiss (pointing to my cheek)...gets the kiss %100 of the time
The I show the bride all the attention (this works because she is the center of attention in her group anyways and the girls can't just leave her). The last time I did this, her friends told me to take off her garder on her upper thigh. The bride lifted her leg up onto my knee as I bent down. I started to take it off with my hands, but then they all said "no,no,no!!...with your teeth! So I did and I kept it and have it here on my desk as my trophy.

The rest of the night I walked around with her garder on my head and I got all the attention. Girls started opening me and guys came up to me asking if I was getting married soon. Everyone came up to me because I was wearing a freaking garder on my head. It was too easy. I'm thinking of just bringing the garder back to the clubs with me and doing it all over!

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Las Vegas

Bavo! Living Baltimore we too have many bachelorette parties throughout the weekend, but I often find them rather 'unapproachable' (most of the time is because they are nasty city trash who can't afford to go to vegas, but there is usually a HB). I'll give this a try and let you know how it works out.

Yeah let me know how it goes. It shouldn't be too hard to approach. Just remember to show the bride 2 be the most interest. Since she is already the center of attention, you hitting on her will also put you in that spotlight. Naturally, the other girls will pawn for your attention as well. Just open the set by saying something like "who's the lucky lady?" or something to that effect. If you can tell they are pretty buzzed/drunk...just open the set by demanding that the bride give you a kiss on the cheek, then tell her congrats and then you're in

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-Greedo
Las Vegas