Hi,

I went x-mas shopping today and i couldnt think of any gifts as allways so i tried the perfume store. (Douglas)
Now allways there are these HB's working at those stores. So i opened on 3 of them and all 3 went the exact same way. (And they all number closed)



Me : Hi. (look into her eyes and smile) ehm nevermind.

Douglas Girl : Can i help you?

Me : Well i have this question and it is kinda silly i think... But aw well... When you get home from work dont you smell like perfume for the following 3 days or something?

Douglas Girl : hahaha well thats nothing silly. but ehm i dont know really. Why would you ask this by the way? Noone ever asks me this.

Me : Well i know this guy and he works at a fish stand and he seriously smells like fish all the time. It is terrible.

Douglas Girl : Oh i know what you mean. But why dont you buy him... (i interupt her)

Me : Well i didnt come in her to buy anything. i just wanted to ask you this. byebye! (Slowly turn around and walk away looking around as if you're still searching for something. Dont worry she will speak to you again if you done well)

Douglas Girl : Wait! Did you come here just to ask me this question?

Me : Well why else would i... ah wait i see what you mean! just give me your number and i will call you.

Douglas Girl : what? haha no not that. well my boss doesnt allow it.

Me : ok... then write it onto one of those sample paper things. your boss will never know. muahahaha (yes in that way)

Douglas Girl : well if you say so... Here you go!

Then just say goodbye.
These were most likely some of the hottest girls i ever number closed. HB9ish all 3 of em.

That really is how long it takes. 2 minutes of talking and you will get a number.
I know this is more than an opener, but thats no problem i think.

Have fun!

Haha thanks, I just went to Douglas and Ici Paris today so it's a bit too late for me hehe.

Might actually try it some time soon.

Thanks!

Btw Toevallig in Almere oid?

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Hi, I need your female opinion on this...

Yall making me wish I were in Amsterdam.

I like the perfume opener by Randomly. And the way you cut her off when she tried to steal the show and water down the routine.

Never let the target dominate the set or frame. I like your style Randomly.

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Nah in Dordrecht it was

and thanks k-loc

hey dude that was a nice opener something i had not thought of before, next time i go out i will defonetly give that one a go !

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Liam

I dont think I can pull off the muahahahaaa

Well it doesn't have to look like an evil booming laugh like any evil creature from a Disney movie has... But an overlyobvious acted laugh could do the tric, aye?

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Hi, I need your female opinion on this...

Yeah just an obvious laugh wich doesnt have to be good or anything.

Call me a n00b if you want but what about making a neg out of something she recommends?

So say she recommends something, you turn it to say well that´s great if you want to smell like (insert negetive connotation here)

I will try this as there are a few perfume stores around where I live.

The story is based on a neg.
I compare her to a guy that smells like fish.