Ok, today I did something crazy. I took blazincajun88 funny opener as he dared us to use it and here are the results:
I field tested it today and guess what? No NUMBER CLOSES? :O
Bloody hell, it seriously took me about 20 minutes to get myself up for this, but I was with a friend to give me support
Now, I worded it slightly different and I used:
"Hey! I need a desperate opinion asap. Now, for some fucked up reason I was born with a small penis. In fact it’s so small, every time I stick my fecking cock in a vagina, the woman tells me it feels like a feather tickling a fanny! Now, every time I think of a fanny I laugh, so I think we should definitely go out!”
FIRST SET HB 6.5: *Walks away before I finished. She walked away at the, ....every time I stick my fecking cock.....
SECOND SET HB7: Stares at me as if I am mad and says: Are you actually serious?
ME: Of course I am serious! Why won’t I be?
HB8: Dude, you got some issues *looking at me strangly*
ME: But how? I have a small penis and need help and you’re someone with a vagina, so help me out?
HB8: Get an extension...I don’t f**king know *walks away*
THIRD SET HB7.5 and HB7: Both actually laugh and the HB8.5 says, “Ok, where is the hidden camera?”
FOURTH SET HB7: She storms off and says she is calling her boyfriend, so we make a swift move away
FIFTH SET a bloody hot HB9 Russian girl: She burst out laughing and would not stop laughing for ages! I then say, “Oh well, thanks a lot missy. Here I am with an issue about my cock and now you laugh at my condition of having a penis not big enough to satisfy a 2 foot Dwarf. Well, thanks, you’ve just shattered my self esteem and now it’s dropped down to the size of my cock!”
She even laughs harder!
I eventually tell her it’s a joke and she even gives me a big hug before I leave her! Damn, I could have gamed her haha!
From then on I decided to carry on this opener with the hotter women (HB8/9/10's).
One thing I have noticed, that I got a better response with the high HB’s where they laughed! Not sure why haha!
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