Each time I went to clubs i had girls stepping on my feet, and they were usually kind of hot. instead of just simply accepting their apologies i started developing this routine that i tried with tremendous success yesterday.
i spotted this amazing babe in the crowd, and passed by her side. fortunately she stepped on me. (even when they dont, you might be able to cause it without them realising that you're doing it)

HB10- (steps on my feet)
Pablo P- (look at them just slightly upset to make sure she'll apologise)
HB-Oh im so sorry!
Pablo P- girl, why did you have to wear your hi-heels today?
HB- (giggles) im really sorry! (giggles)
Pablo P- no problem! (smiling) i'm pablo! how ya doin?
HB- fine thanks!

(moved on to the bar without even trying to make conversation)
(got my beer and went to the spot where i originally was. she kinda looks in my direction)
waited a while and walked trough the crowd again, this time approaching her (in a very calm manner)

Pablo P- If i come to this place on saturday (dramatic pause) will i find you here?
HB10-(smiling) Oh, i don't think so...
Pablo P- Great!! because i have to play football on sunday and i can't afford injuring my other foot!
HB- cracks up laughing
(i'm in)
(move to next routine)
(neg the shit out of her)
(3 minutes later, e-mail close)


* in case they are not wearing heels substitute for "at least you're not wearing heels"

please try it and tell me what you think! i used it twice yesterday, always successfully!

its a great opener mate, it would need a perfect situation for it to work smoothly nice work

DAMN IT!!!! I could have used this Friday night. it was my worst night sarging ever. I had 2 weeks of luck and then just blew it Friday night. 2 chicks steped on my shit and all I said was "why u smooshin my puma's", I wasn't wearing puma's it didn't work. I'm using that shit TONIGHT!!! Thanks boss man

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alright man! tell me how it went!

I must admit that's a very smooth opener for that particular situation. I'll definitely have to try that.

"at least you're not wearing heels"

I think this would be a good line if she WAS wearing heels. Or you could try:

"good job you werent wearing heels, otherwise that would have really hurt"

or you could say:

"good job I'm wearing my steel toecapped Dr. Martins eh?"

"omg you did that on purpose"

"cute shoes, you use them to step on all the cute guys feet?"

"you don't have to step on my foot to get my attention"

love the idea bro, gotta give it a shot soon.

Ecko

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all of your lines are excellent most def. gonna use these thanks a lot