Okay… This is going to be a long one… I’m not sure if I put this in here or different… If the moderators wants to move it, fine with me…

Okay, I actually just got back from Vegas this morning around 2:00am… I’m going to report what me and my friends did… and I’m going to need some comments and need advice on what I could’ve done better… I’m going to try to remember every detail about the night…

Saturday night came, and my friends and I were dressed to impress. Had a reservation for VIP and feeling excited and anxious at the same time. Both friends are familiar with PUA communities, but I’m not sure if they ever joined. So they are familiar with the lingos and slangs.

Walked in and already knew that there was no turning back. Ladies everywhere! Finally sat down, and was introduced to our waitress. Good looking Asian hostess training a new girl both looking HB8.5. It was great; we’re put in the side, where there was a lot of foot traffic. It was kind of embarrassing at first, because there were a lot of girls just looking at us, sitting there sipping on our drinks, waiting for us to say something! I mean I could feel it! Basically 3 second rule was out the window!

Started drinking and when it’s about half way through the bottle, we’ve decided to just hit up the dance floor. It was crowded! Shoulders to shoulders can’t really do anything without bumping into somebody. Saw a 5 set and told my friends to open up. They were kind of hesitant, trying to think of a good opener. The set was literally 4 steps away from us, and I could see them kind of getting uncomfortable. They see us looking at them! I finally said fuck it, and decided to go. Before I could even come up to them, one girl came up to my friend and asked him if they wanted to dance. It was great! So they started dancing and I realize, I was actually outside the circle, not dancing with anyone. I started feeling that anxiety once again, feeling like a wallflower! I was not going to show this to anyone, plus, I was having fun seeing my friends ACTUALLY dancing with girls. Girls were averaging to HB6.5 to 7.0. (Just being real…)

So, the girls left for the bar. Friends left again but I could tell their confidence went just a little higher. Mine still in the same level. I keep telling myself, I need to do something here, or I’m just going to waste my time in this club. Saw another five set. (Looks were about 6.5-7.0). Told my friends and I pushed them there. Fuck the openers, they won’t hear that anyways! Just dance with them! Again! I find myself outside the circle! WTF is going on here! In a way I was getting frustrated, all this time I was in the community, reading what I have to do! What I need to do! And I’m not doing anything!!!!!

Frustrated, I left my friends and went back to our table. Lit up another cigarette and started drinking the vodka mixed with OJ. 5 minutes later, and both my friends came back, feeling good. Started drinking again. 30 minutes passed and I was feeling buzzed. I’m feeling this; I’m on the right level of intoxication! I finally said to myself, FUCK IT! These girls are not going to see me again!!!!!!!!!!

Now, foot traffic got heavy, and more and more girls are coming in the club. I put my drink down and was about to stand up when I saw a girl standing there smoking. I looked away and she looked away. I lit up a cigarette and looked again in her direction. I nodded my head to acknowledge her, and she nodded back. That’s when I said, IT’S ON!!

Motioned her to come and sit down with me. She actually did, and sat down to a squared chair in front of me. She introduced herself and I introduced mine. This will be our conversation. Whole time I was using C&F attitude:

HB8.5: Hi! My name is HB8.5
ME: That’s great but I didn’t ask! (SMILING)
HB: (Surprised) You’re mean! (Actually was about to stand up)
ME: (Put my hand on her thigh) Don’t be so sensitive. Is that your party over there? (Pointing at the direction where she came from)
HB: No, my friend just met them. So have you seen any sexy girls here yet?
ME: Hmmm… ( I looked at side to side) Yeah earlier! Over there! (Pointing towards the dance floor)
HB: (Trying to qualify herself) what bout me?
ME: I don’t know yet! So what’s the occasion?
HB: Nothing really, we’re locals. Where you from?
ME: That’s great! You could show me around! (If you notice… I ignore some of her questions)
HB: How long you staying here in town?
ME: (Looked at my watch… then her… SMILING…) uhh… we’re leaving in a couple of hours.
HB: (Laughing)
ME: I actually was a local before.
HB: Why’d you leave?
ME: Coz there was no cute girls here! (SMILING) (paused) (I just had to know) What nationality are you?
HB: Guess!
ME: Persian?
HB: No, Indian! You?
ME: Filipino
HB: (She started asking about my friends. Found out we’re all Asians)
ME: So where’s your friend? My friends here need someone to talk to? (At the same time I was asking, her friend showed up. HB8.5 with beautiful eyes)
HB: Can I have a cigarette?
ME: Maybe… (SMILED)… First let me show you something… (I pulled the cigarette out the pack… hold it like I was going to do some magic… put her attention in the cigarette… then I negged her about it) LOL! I made you look!!!
HB: (laughing)
ME: (Thinking to myself, I have to know what she would do… So, I slowly put the cigarette in her lips… Still looking at her eyes… then I lit up the cigarette. I wanted to know how far it will go, so I took another cigarette, gave it to her.) My turn!!
HB: (Did the same thing I did with the false magic! Both of us started laughing.)
ME: (I grab my drink, took a sip, and held the straw in her direction. She started sipping)(Notice that I keep putting things in her mouth while I’m looking in her eyes)
HB: Ugh! Vodka!
ME: Why! What do you drink?
HB: Patron… (Her friend heard our conversation… suggested to get some shots)

So we started walking towards the dance floor, but were still crowded. I let go of her hand. Moved towards her back and held her waist. The reason was that she’s the one who goes towards the front of the bar, and basically blocking the question, “can you buy me a drink?” I kinoed her more by smelling the back of her neck while moving towards her ear. Just inhaling deep near her points. Pushing her closer to me by her waist. Then all of a sudden, the other HB grabbed her friend and left. I was like WTF?????? (My friend was pretty drunk, so I’m not sure what happened.) I was stumped that me and my friends were left in the dance floor. Lost in the fire, I started walking back towards our table.

In a way, I didn’t care anymore! Went back to the table and basically started drinking again. 15 minutes later, I saw my friend motioning to a 4 set girls walking past us. Told them to sit down with us. They actually did! One girl sat down next to my friend, other sat down next to the other one, and two sat down in front of me. The two that was with me were between HB8 to HB8.5. I told myself that I need to keep these two interacted or they will leave and we will lose our sets. Unfortunately, I was struggling. I forgot to do the proper stages, I was all over the place.

I was still trying to do some C&F with the two girls. But I noticed that I was not even making the conversation interesting. Asking “usual” things, but at least I didn’t go as far as “are you okay?” “how are you doing” type shit! I’m going to try to remember the conversation.

ME: So what’s the occasion tonight?
Girl2: It’s her birthday (pointing to Girl1)
ME: Wow! That’s great! Happy Birthday! Now, how old are you?
Girl1: Just turned 21.
ME: I thought so! You two really look young.
THEN A LONG PAAAAAUUUUUSSSSSEEEDDD!!!!
ME: So what do you do for a living?
Girl2: I’m going to school. (Her answers were really short)
ME: So what’s your major?
Girl2: Psychology…
ME: (Made a look) Okay, that’s the last thing I’m going to say to you (SMILING)( I turned to Girl1) What about you?
Girl1: I go to school and work. I’m going for nursing.
ME: That’s great!!
THEN A LONG PAAAAAUUUUUSSSSSEEEDDDD AGAIN!!!!

I actually tried to do the “who’s the good girl and bad girl” routine. Got some IOI’s from both girls. Girl 2 actually playing that she was going to beat me up! It was funny, we all just having a good time! BUT it’s not going anywhere!!!!

I was really struggling, and then Girl 1 actually went over to my other friend. I was left with Girl 2 which is the one who isn’t buying in. Couple of smiles here and there, but not really connecting as I hope. Then I remembered, she is a psychology major, I should do the CUBE. I told her, that she and I are going to play a game, and she will like it since she’s in psychology. She agreed, but before I started, she actually stood up and moved over to her other friend, who is now both dancing with my friend. Girl 2 actually sat down next to her friend, and my friend and I were sitting together.

My friend, sensing that they were going to freeze us out, stood up and sat down between them and basically switch the girls! He took my target, and I took the girl he was talking to earlier. This one is about HB8 and very compliant.

HB: Wow! You lost another girl!
ME: That’s okay, she’s mean anyways! Plus, she told me she’s the good girl! I could tell i’ll have more fun with you because you’re the bad one. (SMILING)
HB: That’s true! (SMILING BACK)
ME: So what do you do? (I know… still AFC)
HB: I’m going to school as a dentist. I really think good teeth are a turned on.
ME: Really, well let me see your teeth!
HB: (Smiling, showing off her teeth) What bout your teeth?
ME: I said hold up (Acting like I was trying to clean up, covering my mouth with my hands.) (Smiling)
HB: (Laughing) you’re funny!
ME: Well you know, after this, you need to give me a business card.
HB: Why?
ME: So I can call you when I’m need of a dentist. You can fix my teeth, while I’m turning you on!
HB: That’s good!
(I was feeling that the conversation is about to die down again… I went into the cube routine.)

ME: Let’s play a game!
HB: What kind of game?
ME: This game is actually going to tell me something about you. Like ESP I’m going to try to read your mind!
HB: (Excited) Okay!
ME: Put your hands on top of mine, palms down. (I looked at her very seductively, like I’m going to read my mind.)
HB: (Confused…)
ME: (Then I quickly slapped her hand)
HB: (Started laughing) you’re funny!
ME: Okay, for real. I need you to close your eyes. I’m going to try to figure this out, it’s not going to be that accurate, since I’m kinda drunk here, but I will try! Picture a cube. How big is this cube?
HB: Gigantic!!!!!!
ME: (paused… looked at her…) Are you serious?!! I feel like this is going to be trouble. (SMILING)
HB: Why?
ME: I’ll tell you later! Okay… now can you see through the cube or it’s solid?
HB: You can see through it barely.
ME: Good, at least there’s something good coming out of this! (SMILING) Now, there are flowers. Where are they? Are they close to the cube or far?
HB: No flowers… I don’t like flowers… just roses… they’re not that close, not that far.
ME: Okay whatever… Now, a ladder. Where’s the ladder? Standing straight up or leaning?
HB: On top of the cube!
ME: Oh really! (Honestly I forgot the meaning of the ladder so I had to make it up) Okay… so here it is. The cube represents your ego! You said it was gigantic!
HB: OMG! Well confidence is sexy! Aren’t you confident!
ME: Of course… Well you said you could see through the cube, which means that you can be read. You don’t open up as much though because you don’t like putting your problems with friends, that’s why you’re flowers are not that close to you. These represents your friends.
HB: OMG!!! This is so true. I don’t like putting out my problems out to my friends. I like keeping it! How did you know all this? Well, what does the ladder represents?
ME: Well… you said the ladder was on the top of the cube right? That just means that when you have sex, you like to be on top!
HB: Haha!! This is so true!!!!!

Everything was great, and then out of nowhere, the set started leaving. My friend had the two girls, and were about to get drinks. The two girls that me and my friend were talking were standing up and leaving. I didn’t even follow them because I am not going to follow any girls like a dog. If I’m confident enough that they had fun with me, then they will come back. My friends went with them, so I was left by myself at the table.

30 minutes later, I had to stand up and go to the restroom. When I came back to my table, I saw the one of the Indian girls that we were talking to sitting down. I could tell that she was pretty drunk. I asked her how she’s doing and where her friend is.

HB: I lost her. I don’t know where she’s at.

At the same time, she saw her friend walking past by. Friend saw her friend, and realized that they were at our table again.

HB1: Hey!
ME: No! I’m mad at you! (Smiling) You just left me!
HB1: I’m sorry!!!! I had to go to the restroom! (She grabbed my hand, and started rubbing it. Placed it on her knee and held there.)

My two friends came and one of them was totally hammered! Started talking to the Indian girl that he was talking to earlier again. I motioned for my target to come and sit next to me. She was on my left and she lay on my chest while her other friend was lying on my right shoulder. My friend leaning on her. Me and my target shared another cigarette. She stood up and said that she was going to the restroom again. Her friend followed. Then that was the last time I’ve seen them. I actually chilled for another hour or so, until I told my friend that it’s time. Went back to the hotel and chatted until the other passed out.


I apologize once again if this has been so long for you. This has been my experience, and hopefully some can take positive feedback, or maybe just relate, or help me get better! Thanks in advance and good luck to all!!!

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