This is a fun opener that can be used at the beach, in the bar, anywhere you have room. Great for large sets and turning the tables on hired guns. (especially shot girls).

Materials:
Wing
Access to booze
Place to lay down

After identifying set, approach with wing hanging loose in the background. Start intro with a very innocent excited amazed look.

Stack77: Ladies can I tell you about the most amazing thing my friend and I experienced last night?
HBs: OK (this is where your facial expression will get them started even if disinterested)
Stack77: Last night we were at the bar and this girl approached us with the most amazing offer. She told us that for $20 we could take a shot off of anywhere on her body. And we did!
(while explaining have your buddy disappear behind the group, lay down, remove his shirt and get a shot ready)
HBs: So?
Stack77: Well, we thought it was so cool, we decided that we want to offer you the same opportunity, but for free! Ladies who is interested?
(direct attention to wing)

Good luck! My hairy fat buds have been the best wings on this. Nothing like seeing an HB sucking booze drenched lent out of a hairy navel. Would love to hear stories or adaptations. This has been a great closer for me, and the basis for some of my wildest nights.

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I could actually see that working

I dont really like it, personally, it requires too much investment for an opener. Maybe on some very high energy sets I suppose. But I will give my thoughts on it anyway.
DLV anyone?
nothing like putting her in a sexual state.