I based this off mystery's stripper girl friend from PUA season 1. The story is about 50% true. i figured it would flow better since it actually happend.
Figured i throw out any opener, roll off and then go into this story since it has attempts at DHV's. Any ideas on how to segway from " I got to get back to my friends soon..." to this story? plus help improve this story and feel free to steal it if you like it.
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My boys and I are coming back from another buddies house party. its probably 3 in the morning. Were all in that, late night slowing down from a great party mood. Were driving highway xx and all the sudden this figure appears in the middle of the road. I mean this shit was straight out of a movie . this guy wearing all dark clothing is standing in the middle of the road arms spread straight out like hes jesus christ. By buddy Dillon slams the breaks and the guys in the back who are completely drunk start screaming. I mean like high school cheerleader in a scary movie kinda scream . The only thing I remember is whispering, "holy shit were going to hit this dude." At the last second it finally dons on this guy were doing 60. and I can just see the silhouette of this tall lanky figure sprinting off to the side. Dillon screeches the car to a hault. And pulls just off the side of the road. I said "Everyone good?" Theres the murmer of consent. “k lets go” and I hop outta the car and head over to where I see this kid.--- GOOD TIME FOR ROLL OFF BODY LANGUAGE
No joke I see the glow of a cell phone next to his head,. I get close enough to see this guy and hes early 20’s . and at this point my boys are getting out of the car behind me. This guy is actually talking on his phone! I hear him say something like, "dude theyre coming to talk to me,” and he laughs. At this point im beyond mad at the gall of this kid. So I walk up to him. Eye to eye. I reach up and grab the phone out of his phone. And I say to the person on the line “ he’s gunna have to call you back.” And I toss it into the ditch next to us. And at this point he realizes that Im pissed. And starts kinda backing up. Trying to maintain my cool I said in a even tone, very cleary “you just about got 5 people killed doing your little stunt. Unless you wanna wake up tmr in that ditch you better apologize. He kinda says something like” I uh thought you were my friend… sorry. We all leave him there to find his phone. And now i got another story to tell random people at the bars. So id call it a success.
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thoughts?
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