so, i was out last night in a club around sydney which iv never been too befor.
now, i was with a good mate who is 28 and HIS friend who is also 28. im 21 by the way, and im sorry if i seem shallow as shit. but there not the best looking guys out. my mate could easily apply this stuff and score bigtime. but he hasnt learnt the ropes. and his mate... we'll lets just forget about him!

now we were standing outside in the smoking area lookin like a 3 dicks just standing togethere as my 2 friends just kept oggling HB's! pretty much with there tongue hanging out! so i decided to take charge and escape from AFC zone.

i walked upto 2 girls. one FUG and a HB7 who were smoking at the time

me- excuse me, im the head of the anti smoking australia foundation. im incharge of recruting new talent for our highly success campaign adds. id like you both to keep it up, and audition for our next mouth cancer slot - *as i look to the HB7 when she replied* that voice would be great for our throat cancer add (i smile and laugh making it seem less offensive than it is)

girls: your can tell us if your bullshitting us, thankyou (shit test)
me: i never bullshit... i sometimes play about but i wouldnt pressume you'd tell them apart

after i said that, they both laughed and i just moved to my routine

my friends where standing a few metres away, eggerly trying to join but hesitating

me to HB: jill, you seem really handy for this, im trying to get my 2 buddies to be more social, so when they come over, lets give them a warm welcoming yes?

HB: *laugh, ok ok*


long story short i left my 2 mates with them as i went pondouring for a hotter game to play.

but im sure the routine and opening could have been much better, though it worked like a charm.