So first of all, hell yeah good forum here. First let me give some QUICK background on my situation. I'm 22. Just split up with my fiance last week. Havent been single since I was 17. Seeing as how I've been with 2 girls in the last 5 years, and both were introduced to me... basically my experience is limited.

Ok go lightly on this idea and remember I'm a rookie.

(I'm seeing this as a daytime type approach, as its a little long winded for a club SPAM. I work as a salesman at GNC and I see 3 or 4 hot girls every day, so I figure, what the hell, I might even try it here. I mean I already do have the dominant position being the knowledgable salesman)


I heard some shit on the Howard Stern show when he was talking about Facebook and Myspace. It was one of his funniest bits and I actually made myself late to work thinking about it. I actually was thinking about that today and realized it might make a badass opening. Ok here it is, and lets pray the girl doesnt listen to Howard...

"Me: Let me ask you a question real quick...

Her: Ok...

Me: I just argued with my buddy for about an hour this morning. Are you into that whole Facebook/Myspace thing?

(I pray now that she says yes now...)

Her: Yes!

Me: Why? Tell me whats the obsession with that!

(My hope here is that she will be like 99% of 20 something year old girls, and just start talking up a storm.)

Her: Blah blah blah blah, etc. etc. etc.

Me: So... alright you talk to everyone, and you just put up a bunch of pictures of yourself?

Her: Yes!

(This is where I throw a little bit of a friendly jab at her to try and demonstrate some higher value. I'll make sure I'm smiling the whole time, so she wont take it bad.)

Me: So you think pretty highly of yourself if you are putting up pictures of everything you do. What makes you so special that everyone is looking at your pictures??

(I figure at this point she will either take it the wrong way and walk away, or start laughing)

Her: Haha haha, giggle giggle."

So from here on out I figure if I have some interest I will be able to escalate a little bit, and hopefully end up getting a number. What do you guys think? Good? Needs some work? Scrap it?

Me: Why would you think anyone would read this?

You: giggle giggle (or do you take this as an offence?)

Shut up.


I don't see anything wrong here, but I can't see myself using this either. Go test it !

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