I came up with what I think is an awesome opener last night.

I opened a two set with "hey what are unattractive qualities in a man" let one begin to answer and cut her off, then said
"the reason I ask is I have had this girl following me around all damn night and I want to let her down softly. So far I have Habitual liar and chauvinistic pig you got any more?"

at this point the alpha female tried to shoot me down by saying long hair (which I have). To which I responded "Really? I quite like it it helps me weed out shallow club girls from girls worth knowing (harsh but fair)". The quiet friend at this point burst out laughing and we started chatting.

I know I could do with a time constraint added in but I think with some tweaking ti could be awesome. What do you reckon guys?

That's pretty funny. It atleast made me laugh when I saw habitual liar and chauvinistic pig. I think it could be a good opener for you. The only way to know for sure is just field testing it. Open 10-20 sets with it and record your results. Do they hook, do they ask more questions, Do they appear receptive, Are you able to stack forward from it well, etc.

I think you might just have something there.

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yuppo this is going to get some major testing tonight, I have been thnking about it and it would be an easy thing to stack from;
"my friend had a crazy girl follow him as well (cue story)"
"what is it with weird girls?"
" how about honesty?" (wait for response) "No I mean real honesty..."

lots of ways to go with this, I'll post some results tomorrow also maybe some audio recordings as I need to focus on my voice and game.

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Field tested and this is confirmed gold, possibly my new favorite opener. Managed to number close an 8, so all's good . Now I just gotta figure out how to arrange a day 2

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