I was thinking about trying this one, what do you guys think and if it needs any editing or shouldn't try it all lol let me know.

Waitress walks up and asks what everyone wants to drink, let everyone order first and respond with "Actually im the DD so im not drinking tonight have to get everyone home safe" (DHV) so you ask her (which you try position yourself so your closer and not speaking so everyone can hear) but tell her you would like a drink that LOOKS like an a mixed drink what does she perfer...If she says something like cranberry and and ice or something like that say something like "oh thats such a girl drink...do you want me to look gay so no girls hit on me or something?" hopefully you get some kind of decent response..So finish up the convo and as she walks away say "and (her name) don't put anything funny in there like date rape drug or anything" lol i don't know just a thought....Give me some responses.

The thing about c&f is that you could overdo it. I think your opener is a great idea you just need to test it and modify it slightly.

Good Luck!!

So you think i could be over doing it with the cocky funny?

as a girl it made me laugh, so ur in just built on that.

Not sure when you hit your drinking age but it's been my experience that the nerdy, nice, boring as shit, AFC push over kid of the group always gets tagged with the "driving detail" every night, for his entire life. It's the only reason the cool kids even allow the "driver" to tag along.

As for the cocky funny, your last statement was pretty cocky . . . I think you should think about BEGINNING this way instead of the beginning with the "I'm a responsible boring guy" frame.

Cocky Funny in this situation would be more like: "Oh look at you . . I'm glad I'm not drinking tonight cause' Ooh, I'd hit on you all night long.(Stare right at her tits . . . make her uncomfortable . . . ) It's a good thing, I'd probably get kicked out of here. Maybe just one drink? Nah . . ."

"Alright, I lied. . . I've decided to hit on you even though I'm not drinking at all . . . but look, I'm very traditional. I don't want you to take this as a make out with me for free pass."

waitress . . ."blah blah blah?!?!"

"My momma raised me right. No sexy boom boom bedroom stuff until I get married. No way. And no making out at all until we're properly introduced and we get to know each other. You know . . . you give me your number, we go on a proper date. Flowers, Chocolates. OK which chocolates do you like best?"

"Blah blah blah??!?!"

Pretend to jog it in memory or write it on paper.

"OK, it's settled. Now you're number . . . "

Write it down.

Now a kiss here. (point to cheek)

Calibrate. . .

Now this is where you insert your, "Look, don't put any date drug in my non-alcoholic drink! I've made my self clear that I'm not that easy!"

Later on . . . kino, calibrate, and go for the kill . . .

"Oh you drugged me didn't you!!!"

There's no such thing as partial cocky funny. Begin with it . . . go for the kill with it . . . do your walk of pride with it.












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lol alright man thanks for the tips...I'll adjust some things... I was just using the "im being dd" to get her talk about what types of drinks but i get where your coming from.

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