Hahaha! I've never dealt with your exact scenario but I'll tell you that I learned a thing or two while in the army cadets!
Check it out:
Our unit was sleeping out in a forest one night. Guys on one side, girls on the other. I've always been good with girls (as a "
good friend"...), and as there wasn't enough room on the guys' side of our survival 'tent' I had to go sleep on the girls' side.
(Poor me!

)
Unfortunately army cadets are teens and the guys are immature as hell and they started to tease me:
-"
Hey Corporal Brainz, you're gay cuz you're sleeping with the girls'!"
-"
Hey Corporal Brainz, are you gonna fuck Corporal X!??"
My philosophy is: sometimes you gotta be straight up and stick it to 'em, and stick it to 'em good, so I just said:
-"
Check man: just because you can't handle the presence of a girl doesn't mean that you have to dishonor yourself with your immaturity."
I also said some other insulting things to 'em just to show them that they're being dumbasses, but the point is:
- I burned 'em good,
- The girls laughed,
- I had a good night's sleep.
Now if only I could get out of being a AFC so easily....
In any case, I hope that being direct and sticking them six feet deep in a pile of their own shit won't hurt anyone's game, but so far this kind of reaction has served me well; it shows, in a very overt way, that I'm '
the man' and that if you fuck with me, I'm not afraid of putting you back where you belong!