i personally like to open with a cocky and funny comment. this sets the stage for the rest of our interaction.

a couple good ones...

1. Hey, could you do me a favor? could you maybe not let your blind little brother pick out what you wear for the day? hopefully she doesnt actually have a blind bro.

2. Heeeyy, nice shoes. They just about make up for those earrings.

it seems to have become trendy for girls to wear their belts up high, just below the tits.
3. Hey, you missed.
she says "what are you talking about?"
You reply "You missed. By about four inches." spread your thumb and index finger to show about a four inch gap, and hold it so your index finger is by her belt and your thumb is where the belt should be.

try these openers, give me full cred the first time, and yourself cred when you perfect em.

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UHH said the man to the lady

UH UHH said the lady to the man