hey all
im just thinking of openers/routines and the such to learn and try out. this is actually a true story which i am going to field test out. it sorta helps if your aussie coz every aussie knows what they are
• Hey guys I reeaaalllly need your help with something. It’s a matter of serious importance. An ice hockey friend of mine and I are having a HUGE debate over whether havaianas are pronounced havIannas or havanas. he thinks that the "i" is silent. what about you.

just so you all know havaianas are thongs (flip flops) that are mega popular.

i was also thinking of trying out this one
hey guys, i saw the worst thing today while out shopping with some friends. i saw a croc shop and it was packed. what is going on with society that they would wear such things. my friend has a pair and swears by them, but the rest of us hate them. do you have a pair/ care to enlighten me on why they are so good?


thats just some random ones i thought of while trying to find my havaianas lol. your welcome to try them out in the field aswell

I made this one on the spot and it opened the 5 set that i approached! I opened with this!

Hey, i'm guessing that you all, (drawing an invsible ring round the 4 friends with my finger), just broke your friend here out of jail! (Followed by a big cheeky grin)!

This got a very good reaction and orks well as an opener/neg towards her fashion!!