I just thought of this opener while eating cereal!
Okay so you need to look for a set with either all blondes or more than 2 (preferably all blondes tho!)
so you come up to the set and you gotta be really high energy and with a big smile!
You: "OMG! this is perfect! just what i was looking for! fantastic."
They will immediately be curious to what it is that you have to say
HBs: What is it?
You: Which one of you is a natural blonde (you can omit this part if you dont want to use it)
HBs: "Just me" or all of us or none of us!
You: if everyone is blonde "okay this is just perfect"
if less "thats okay your hair... still looks nice"(to the non-naturals)
You: me and my friends got into a whole discussion about hair color and since he broke up with his last girlfriend, who was also a blonde, he thinks that they are all boring and ignorant(use w/e u want), cause she was his first ever blonde girlfriend and he just cant stand them anymore!
HBs: Thats bs, hes an idiot, wtf
You: I know eh, i told him hair color doesnt matter and its just a stupid misconception created by the media. But you still gotta agree Paris hilton and jessica simpson are not the smartest of people.
HBs: ya but they're just really dumb(or something)
You: Okay so heres the challenge, i have faith in you guys/dont disappoint me: now you can throw in the 5 questions game, how many nines between 1-100("first one who gets this can get a hug"), any bar bet tricks ,you can even ask to see each of their hands and palm read them(when you do this you can compliment everyone but the target, neg neg neg)
HBs: take me now!
What do you guys think?
Rome0