I need a good comeback for this conversation.
Nice girl online, initiated contact, but HUUUUGE bitch-shield.
She stated in her profile she wants to chat only :
Translated from dutch..
Me : A shame you only want to chat, you seem like a nice lady. Or is this your way to filter the perverts
Her : True, but i dont date on the internet
Me : Are we online? Oh shit yah..
Me : But hey psst..Secret..you can find some real weirdos offline as well
Her : Yeah but at least you can run, Its a shame to talk here online for a while, appearing better then they are, so if it comes to a date...I need to run as well!...And offcourse there are these questions again, Why?...Then I need to explain again, and before you know it they burst into tears.......So no thank you!
Me : You sure crack me up here
Her : Haha men who laugh at every joke I tell, dont like them.
Me: Well if you keep telling these funny stories ill settle for chatting
Her : Have to run!
Her : Nice evening!
Me : So but in real life you DO have a positive attitude? Sounds kinda dramatic thus far.
Her : Just telling like it is.And some men can not handle that, like you apparantly.
Me : Sounds more entertaining in my ears, even cute perhaps..later!
What is up with this gal, bitchshield or what? Anyone knows a good comeback?