Ok I walked into this dorm and these three girls and one guy started talking about hairy people (no idea how that happened) but anyway...

hb: woah, do you like hairy girls?
me: no but i like girls with coffee stains all over her pants
everyone: uh what?!
me: (points to her pants)
hb: Oh those aren't coffee stains.
me: oh then we broke up (was just about to say "i want my cds back" when she interrupted me)
hb: we were never together

(awkward silence)

me: yea anyway i was sent to get you guys to come to the party but since you're all obviously too lazy im gonna be on my way, later!
hb: oh eliza sent you?
me: oh. no jennifer did. anyway cya
the guy: hey sorry i didnt get your name
me: im calaris
the guy: oh im mark
me: cool we'll be best friends (closes door behind me.)

(i leave)

I guess I don't understand if the coffee stain comment was a neg, and how breaking up relates to anything having to do with coffee stains. So yeah this doesn't make sense man.

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hb: we were never together
me: Wow, you're totally right. We'd never get along! Anyway...
hb: oh eliza sent you?
me: no...
hb: who?
me: eliza
hb: That's what I said!
me: Really? You are so totally unpredictable, I tell you.

I know the routine you were trying to run. She gets it. You're into her.

No problem . . . just be yourself, get her number, take her out . . .

and when she tells you these are not coffee stains you should have said...

Arrrghhh, this relationship is going no where.

HB: we were never together.
You: I am terribly sorry, but I can not give you another chance. (or alternatively : you'd wish)

HB: Trust me, I would not want to be with you.
YO: Trust you? Give me a reason... i don't even know you

so the conversation keeps going.

I like the creativeness with the coffeee stains comment it was the thought process of a neg. I did feel though that you acted a little out of place and weird about the part where you told the guy you and him would be best friends. I could see how you were just trying to be friends with him but it was a little creepy in my opinion. And if you were trying to false time constraint you didnt do that correctly because you actually left. The conversation really didnt get started and it almost seems as if you just ran into and got out before it even started. I would have suggested maybe asking if they were going and then trying to learn names and how they knew whoever sent you to get them.

the comment about the cds, acting if you are married is a good thing to do, but you did it way too soon, its an inside joke that you and a girl have. an so you have to get to no her a bit first and impliment your rountine a bit so it is more suited. i think that when you sed it soo soon it didnt make any sense to her an she jus got weirded out.

the coffee stain is an idea but i wudnt of said you like girls with coffee stains, youve only jus mnet her, you have to make it as tho your not interested in her etc etc