i went into this new club, its quite big and had beds with pillows on. ther were bout 15 girls on one bed all hyped up. im confident to go up to them but i cant think of a good opener.
i think if for example i talk about a jealous girl friend they are not guna be hooked. anyone give me some ideas??????

I would go right upto them and say,

"Hi girls I'm so lonely tonight. I actually came here with alot of friends cos I'm popular like that, but they smell so I ditched them. If only there was some cute girls I could jump into bed with to keep me company. I don't mean in a sexual way cos I'm sweet and innocent and thoughts like that would never cross my mind.

"Oh well I better get going now, sigh"

Ok now try to look really sad and lonely and you turn and pretend to walk slowly away. Someone is bound to feel sorry for you and invite you in, in which case you smile and join them tada!

Damm I'm good.

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Now looking back at all we've had...
we let so many dreams just slip through our hands...
Why must we wait so long before we see
How sad the answers to those questions can be?

FUCKING GET HYPED UP YOURSELF AND JUMP INTO THE BED WITH THEM.

open with "Looks like the party is over here!" Done hover over them too long or youll make them feel weirded out. work a routine to get onto the bed