When they look down at you and say:

Girl: Sorry you're too short.
Me: Height doesn't matter when you're lying on your back. *Pause*....or on top.

Now she's probably going to be a little bit confused or stuck for words. Most likely she'll come back with a:

Girl: Yes it does!
Me: Challenge accepted.*Get down to your knees and tap the ground infront of you*. Lie down here.

She's probably going to be laughing now. So don't stop there and instead get on the floor yourself.

Me: So this must be your favourite position. Come on then, get on top.



I'm 5ft 6" and most if not all girls at clubs are towering over me. Those heels don't help either. That dialogue up there came about as a defence mechanism. Don't forget to throw a few smiles here and there to make it playful. Can I call this my first contribution to the site? I'm still a learner.

Short people! Rise! (on that chair over there)