Hey guys. I've been thinking of a few openers of my own, that I haven't tested yet (and I may not test some of them ever). If anyone wants to try, you're free to go, but tell me how it went.
The first one I think is the best. It's funny and a little bit cocky, but very quick and doesn't require much involvement from her, so you have to be ready to move on to the next routine.
The sensitive man
PUA: Hey, do you guys like sensitive men, who are able to express their feelings, and even drop a tear every once in a while?
HB: Yes, of course (they always try to convince us they are looking for a nice guy, when we already know it's not true)
PUA: Great! cause I'm getting a tattoo on the ribs and I've heard it hurts like hell, I might cry like a girl
This one is a little bit cheesy and long, but it shows you know some interesting facts (as it's actually based in a real hipothesis), and althought it's a little bit geeky, thanks to the big bang theory, that might be a plus nowadays
The black hole
PUA: Did you know that is technically possible to travel in time? Bad news is that you can only go forwards, you couldn't go back (this SPAM will make a point later).
You know what a black hole is? it's a celestial object with such a great power of attraction that it attracts light itself (you can get even geekier and explain that light usually behaves as an electromagnetic wave, but sometimes it behaves as a particle)
Well, if you could get close enogh to a black hole to be affected by its gravitational force, but not enough to be sucked by it, while in your spaceship it could be a few minutes, outside in the Earth, it could have been years.
At this point you may be wondering why I am telling you all this. The thing is that when I walked by you, I felt such an attraction that I think I've lost a couple of hours of my time, and I want you to give them back to me. Fancy a coffee? (or whatever other end line you choose)
Another geeky one (based on a Durex add):
The space-time paradox
PUA: Do you know what a space-time paradox is? I'll use an example to explain it to you. If we were going to sleep tonight at the same time, and you were in your bed and I was in mine, one of us would be in the wrong place
The next one I would never use it, but I smile every time I think about it
The spy
PUA: Excuse me, miss, why are you following me?
HB: What? I'm not... (interrupt her)
PUA: Does the agency send you? tell them I had nothing to do with the Teheran incident, the israelians messed up again.
HB: You're crazy/what are you talking about?/Whatever...
PUA: are you sure you're not following me? Well, I believe you, you wouldn't make a good spy.
HB: Why not?
PUA: Cause as a spy, you want to go unnoticed, and a beautiful woman like you attracts all eyes around.
The Icebreaker
This is one of the very few occasions when I think you should try a direct approach. Let her see you coming.
Grab an ice cube from your empty glass and as soon as you're just in front of her, throw it to the ground. Say: "now that we broke the ice, what are you doing tomorrow night?"
The next one I read it somewhere (probably here), but I'd like you know if anyone has ever used it.
PUA: Would you sleep with me for $10.000?
HB: Yes/No/Whatever
PUA: Ok, because I like you, I can go down to $5.000 but not anymore. This (pointing at yourself) has a price.
So tell me, what do you think about it? I'll try to use some of them soon.