"hey wanna hear the greatest pick-up line ever?"

she responds.... "sure"

turn away for a sec... then say "what? do you wanna hear it again?"

tell her how so many guys are just so nervous to approach women so they have to come up with corny pick-up lines.... the key is to just have a conversation. you may even tell her you know why guys are so nervous and gay these days, tell her they cant help it, farmers inject estrogen in their cattle to make them more plump... c&f of course. girls love some of my bizarre theories i have in my archive. then continue your routine.

whatta ya think? i havent had a chance to field test it yet. my original routines work to well...

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If you feild test it and it comes up positive then its alright. I think if you approach a girl with a smile on your face and say somthing interesting or funny then youve got a chance

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I think it would work better if the tension (read: vacuum) were broken by her rather than you. Silence is funny, especially if it becomes uncomfortable and the other person has a smile on their face.

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i get into this conversation often it does help pu, sometimes it's my option opener "you know what girls can't pick up, have you ever picked up b4" they think body language is pu sif sh#t. plow -> "whats the worst/best pickup line you heard?" blah blah blah, damn, "i was about to use that!"