So last Friday I had a presentation then a workshop, as per usual i was dressed in a full suit (one I had just recently purchased) - feeling more Alpha than usual, I decided to go to West Edmonton Mall and approach girls semi direct and basically just have a good time grabbing numbers. Here's my new favourite opener.

1. Dress BOSS! Make yourself look like a million dollars. Hair cut, new suit, cologne, dress shoes, flashy watch, etc.

2. Find a girl (or group of girls) sitting down.

3. Walk up, pull up a chair and say "Agh! Traffic was crazy, and it's impossible to find this place! I'm not usually this late, what've you been up to? It's great to finally meet!"

4. Some girls will actually go along with it for a little bit, but eventually ALL girls will say "I'm sorry, but I think you have the wrong person" or "I'm sorry but how do I know you?"

5. You reply "Ah my bad! I forgot to introduce myself! I'm Mr.Right I've heard you been looking for me!"

If you can pull this off with confidence, as well as delivering the line as if your name ACTUALLY IS "Mr.Right" followed by a quick smirk then a transition. I garuntee not only will this be a fairly successful line, but it will be probably THE FUNNEST line you get to use. Even if the girl isn't interested in you, they usually kill themselves laughing and they appreciate the effort.


Had a blast with it, hope you guys enjoy it. Post field reports if you guys end up using it.

Cheers, Alpha.

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