So I tried to do some online POF sarging with this opener that I found int his forum for POF. and here is how it went:

Mua: "hey I would remove that picture on your profile."

Aune: "Gee thanks"

Mua: "LOL, i was really hoping you could take a joke."

Mua:"But hey! seems like i won a bet I had with my friend. "

Aune: " Oh good for you. You seem like one of the typical guys on here that make rude comments and just screw around looking at girls with your friends. I am on here to meet serious people, not people who make fun of me"

Mua: "you just cant take a joke dont you? you like prejudging guys already?? i just said that to make an excuse to tell you that you were cute. You dont play?"

Aune: "I dont play, sorry. I havfe dealt with plenty oif dicks on thisw site. Im not a bitch but if you think someone is attractive the juts say it and not make a joke out of it, i dont waste time or beat around the bush with people"

Mua: "Wow, Supergirl! You seem to be a really beautiful and honest soul right now, and it makes me wonder how much fun we could have together since you've gained this insatiable passion for life and all the beautiful treasures it offers. Plus, you probably don't like hearing cooky shit like that from boys. So i tell you what. Shall we start all over again?

Hi, I saw your profile and thought you were beautiful.. I seem to enjoy your description and I don't play games. I think we could really be good together. Lets try it if not that's cool and I'm glad we met. "

So after my last message she has not replied to me yet, i do not know what i did wrong so i really hope you guys can spot my mistake. Thanks!

You need to go out in the field. Anyone can sit behind a computer screen. Anyway, I will answer what went wrong.

You negged far too early. This just came across as an insult and there is no redeeming yourself now that she thinks you're a jerk.

Who cares, anyway. It is just a site. An easy site at that.

Well how many times has that worked out for you?

If someone basically told me to fuck off, the last thing I'd do is tell them they have a beautiful soul.

Actually maybe I would. But it would be laced with sarcasm

Umm.. you could probably have gotten that to work if she had thought that you weren't pursuing any other girls, but it's not worth it.

I got froze out by a girl on pof just like you last week.
I turned it around and into a number-close and immediately set up a day2.
If she responses to your first message at all then she wants it. Like this..

me:"hey I like you in that grey shirt, so what are you like?"

HB:"I don't understand your question" (WHATS NO TO UNDERSTAND!)

me:"haha You're hot and I want you to talk to me, this weather is crazy right? "

She knows I ask "what are you like?" to a hundred girls so why put in more effort than me in the reply.
I don't understand your question = you're gonna have to try harder then that.
Gee thanks = you're gonna have to try harder then that.
If it was me, after "gee thanks" I would have said "hahah okay, whats your name?