last night I was at a friends, this girl was leaning over the counter and spilled her beer. she got a wash cloth and started cleaning it and the way its set up the counter is a bar and theres a couch on the other side of it. I was laying half on the couch, leaned my head back and said "youre the best counter cleaner ive ever seen. is that what you do for a living?" c&f style.

she smiled and said "thats the worst pickup line ive ever heard"

i said "i dont wanna pick you up. you look heavy"

she just broke down into laughter.


apparently it worked cause i worked her up all night for another guy that for some reason when he came in i just went silent and moved onto hanging out with my friends again.

ah man I like that a lot. if anything you can just learn from this, but in the future you shouldnt be scared of an AMOG and especially a AFC.

Thats very good!
But the problem is i do think i'll ever be able to use it.
Because they say 'chat up line' over here instead of pickup.
Nice though

great! i like that story.


has anyone else used the "you're too heavy" line? and how did it go?

thats something i thought up on the whim. it was kinda risky using it because insinuates she's over weight. i'd be careful with this one. its like playing catch with a grenade, never know which girl will blow.

Yes it is a risky line. I like it though. But only on the high caliber women. Shoot for 9s and 10s only with this line. And even then, calibrate to see if you can get away with it.

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