Me: Hey guys, I need your take on something. I gotta jet real soon, so I'm going to make this quick.

Who lie more, men or women?

HB: Well, it depends.

Me: Really, for some reason I hear that even women say women lie more. (omg i feel like i effed up)

Then I go into some BS story or,

What do you think about pshychic powers?
- another story
and/or
- ESP routine

I feel like Im screwing up somewhere. Help?

Here's how I do who lies more men or women originally done by Chris Rock as a joke.

Who do you think Lies More Men or Women? Because men tell those white lies like...yeah baby I'd love to go to the opera or your butt looks great in them jeans...women tell likes like...It's your baby!

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I got a slightly different transition.

Ezo: Hey! Quick question. Who lies more men or women?
HBs: Bla bla bla
Ezo: Really? Well I think men tell the most stupid lies and get caught. The reason I ask is my friend G-string Bill (or whetever name).
HBs: G-string Bill?
Ezo: Well we call him that nowadays. Get this, he and his GF has been together for 6 months and just had their first big fight, she moves home to her parents for the weekend and comes back to find G-string panties on the bedroom floor.
HBs: Your freind is a bad guy/ OMG/ ok..
Ezo: Yeah, you know, I know, Bill knows, Everybody knows what has happened but Bill panics and says that it is his. His GF says she likes it (here you must look realy convincing and convey that you yourself doesnt understand how she could fall for that, all nonverbal) and now this poor guy has gone around with G-strings for a week. I only know because we go to the gym together and he tried to hide it but dropped them on the floor by accident.
HB: whatever
Ezo: into the next routine

Ezo