alright well to start off im a young guy, still in grade 12 and i live in a town where i don't know anybody! it's kinda like a country place and there's lots of parks, streets and nice neighbourhoods to walk around in, so all in all its a nice playing field for bitties.

anyways, i got this dog that bitches LOVE, its like a small golden lab and shes only a few years old. i never walk it because i live on a big property (3+ acres) and it usually just runs around in the yard all day. but it's nice as fuck outside nowadays and i have a gameplan: walk this thing around and pick up some girls by doing so!

i need some ideas though, like approaches, conversations, .etc .etc, like if i walk by a girl who smiles but doesn't say anything, what should i say to start one? if she does say something like "omg that dogs so cute" then what? im gonna go wing it right now and see how i fare, ill post back in this thread later but im lookin for some techniques i could successfully implement!

thanks yall,

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Chicks always ask, Whats his/her name; with my chiwa I used to say "his name is, What's your number?"

Very good responses LOL

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ahahahhaa thats a good one.

but for today i walked all over the fuckin place, saw no girls at all, let alone hot one. however, just as i was walking up my street back to my house, a car flew by me and a girl in the passenger seat looked and waved at me real quick, with an excited look on her face. but i live at like the top of a hill, and the car quickly passed and then turned as i was walking up my driveway

so there is still hope, right when i thought it was a waste of time! gonna try again in better weather, i wonder what times of the day i should try though?

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update:

today i was mowing some local lawns on the other side of town and i noticed 2 or 3 very fit girls jogging around or walking dogs at various times. the weather was nice, so i figured id give it a shot again! walked around from 7-8 pm, hardly saw any girls at all. none were attractive, most were old/ugly/too young, but they all were in awe of my dog and majority would look over at it when they passed by smiling, or even pet / touch its face as they went by. as i was walking home, i got stuck at an intersection and saw a decently attractive woman waiting to cross aswell. i was gonna try and make a move on her but she was showing negative body language and she seemed like she was in her late 20s (Im only 18 ). I shoulda made a move anyways but I didn't, and im kinda pissed i didnt, but whatever, starting tomorrow im going earlier and trying way harder! gonna start to get some digits hopefully. if i cant find a successful time zone to see the hot chicks, im gonna go across the water to the other side of town where theres twice as many houses developed, schools and .etc so ill be seeing waaay more girls. gotta stay local for now though, will update !

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Keep updating. I've been thinking of using my cute little doggy to pick up.

Mans best friend eh.

I fucking love dogs. I might try it this week, take my dog and find another dog and let them play and then for the best interest of the dogs say we have to meet up again or my dog will be depressed after a recent break up.

Could work. I'll test it.

yeah my dog is legit a pussy magnet. only problem is there's none in the area to attract so far. gonna start branching out

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update: went from around 4:30 - 5:30 and hardly saw any girls. next time i walk the dog im going to the other side of town because ive noticed all girls smile and want to talk to the dog, there just aren't any around! as I was coming home around 5:45 I noticed a few of different girls running around like jogging .etc (fit hot women) and since i saw next to none before, seeing 2 or 3 was a good sign. so i'd say that a good time to go out is between 5:30 - 6:30 around dinner time, but also around 3:15-4 if your a highschool student like me and wanna work on girls just gettin out of school

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Remember not to let the dog become centre of attention. Use it as a tool but keep control of everything.

Haven't had a chance to take my dog out yet been too busy.

A cheesy way to get a jiggers attention across the street could be 'hey! *If she hear she may stop and look* jog up to her and say 'my dog thinks your really pretty and want to know what's your secret to staying so beautiful'.

Never tested but I definitely give it a try if I had a puppy.

Not good. Why do you guys like to jump on numbers like crazy with girls you just met?

Better stuff is his name is - whats yours and after that see you around and stuff and if she if you can tell on first that she is really interested in you than aks number.

BOOM whats you numba!? lik you hitted her in face with sledgehammer....

I understand your point, but although they rarely gave the number up that easy, it clearly set a direct tone for the rest of the conversation.

I used this method two summers ago, my son happened to get a Chiwawa puppy at the same time as the local beach festival.

While walking the boardwalk with a puppy, through crowds of thousands of people, there is not a lot of time for idle chit chat see you soon bullshit. It's now or never!

I fucked only one of about 10 or 12 girls I used that line on, but I only had the dog for a few hours The only negative response I got was from the chubby cock-blocking cunt friend of the target, when I used the line, she said "her name is how the fuck old are you?" I simply replied "About 1/4 your weight!" and smiled. The target kissed me on the cheek, said "ignore her she's drunk" then they were gone.

PS the one I took home, never gave me her number,

The point is it opened the convo! THAT'S all you need to start with, and it's FUNNY!

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haha owned. That girl is probably lesbian.. shes so overprotectiv over her friend.... but good job. )

Lol'd.

update: left at around 5:55 and walked past a park near a local middleschool. Saw a 8/10 girl, huge ass, but she looked kinda young (14-16) and she was with like a 3 yr old little boy playing at the park so I couldnt approach from where I walked by. kept walking and saw one jogger with her headphones in, kinda looked like a bitch but I smiled and walked by and she looked down (we were on different sides of the street). but I saw lots of old people doing yardwork/walking dogs and I talked to a bunch of them saying hi and whatnot so Im getting better at talking to people. problem is, I got unlucky with the first girl, second was a busy bitch and besides that there were no girls anywhere... so Im going somewhere else to walk my dog. but, leaving around 5:40 - 6:40 seems to be a good time.. will report back tomorrow

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update: went out during peak time (5:55-6:30) and saw absolutely no attractive girls, or even girls at all. definately switching neighbourhoods to the other side of town (its divided into 2 sides, i live on the small shitty one) where theres more schools, suburbs and stores .etc. will update with results

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