So all new to this forum even though been out on the field for a while. Bare with me on the english and stuff. From Sweden so ;)

WOULD YOU DATE MY WING?

- Hello Ladies, I need a quick opinion and I'll be on my way. Would you ever date a guy named [insert ugly as fuck name, trivia: Swedish name used; "Bengt-Göran"]?

If they say no; continue to next line. If they say; "yes", Just add "Interresting.." and go on to your next line. If they just laugh, giggle, or are not sure, just smile and continue to next line.

- The reason I asked is because me and my friends didn't think anyone would either. But you would however date a guy named [insert wings name/s], right?

Of course they say yes. [during this opener you have sometime, depending on how far away your wing/s are, made a sign, so they know it's time to come over when you plan to].

- Well, this is [Wing/s names], but as my name is [ugly fuck name], I'll be on my way now. *roll off* [or don't roll off if they said yes]

My hope in this is more of; "no, don't go" or something similar. Or perhaps just laughter which will lead to the roll off is just for fun.


Thoughts? This do work in Sweden if any of you ever come around. But rest of the world?

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// Zwede

LOL to get into state my wing and I have been running the Herman opener (would you date a guy named Herman?) from The Pickup Artist, since it's just really terrible. We started doing this recently; the wing comes and and I hug him and go HERMAN! Usually gets a lot of laughs, it's great early (around 11:30) since it establishes you as fun guys with the sets you open before the party really gets going.

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I AM HIM

Yeah excately, trying to get à big laughter out of the opener. But also, i guess you're wing isn't named herman and introduce himself as something else? .. Thinking of all DLV the name Herman is at that set for that evening? :-)

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// Zwede

Haha it doesn't matter that that's not his name, we open and make them laugh and maybe do a dance move and then move on. It's not a great opener for later in the night but it's great early.

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I AM HIM

Field tested and approved! Lovely opener!

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// Zwede