i never know when im going over the line of cheeky kunt and taking it too far. i get really nervous when talking to girls, and whenever theres an awkward silence i have to plug it with something. i know flirting is about being cheeky, and taking it as close to the edge as possible, but i always screw it up by going to far.

last night i saw a girl on her own, and we were chatting (used some cute lines on her for example ' if you were a triangle, you'd be a cute one' and followed up with 'no but seriously we must both be 45* angles, because together we are right') she was lapping them up, but i knew i wasnt being edgy enough.

i then said to her 'hey babe, i would rape you if i got a chance' obviously in jest, and hoping she'd take it as a compliment, but the bitch ran off and got the bouncers. can some of you help me with my blurting things out and knowing whats cool and whats not? thanks in advance.

any help?

i've heard the way you say something is more important that what you say. anyone else got any help?

English is your second language, isn't it? You don't have a first. Your post is an **** of stultifying cacophonous verbal depravity; an exercise in literary impotence, and an offense to all of good taste and decency.

It's just as well you can type, for if you had to speak your mind, you'd be speechless. If ignorance were a disability, you'd get the full pension.