So I met this gorgeous chick. We were choppin up(not enough to build to much attraction as I was actually at work) and I instead of askin for her number I got her facebook. She recently accepted the request and im wondering what would be a good humorous opener to get a good convo started. im not that good with humorous messeging or txting

Doesn't matter, Just do it... is what I want to say but you won't take that advice so plan b.
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Since you've stuck yourself with Facebook, your best bet is to open by referring back to your actual meeting in some way. I assume you made her laugh or smile the first time you talked at least a little, or else you've backed yourself into a corner already and just need to NEXT, and do better. Since you already made her laugh or smile in person, you can open by adding on to one of your previous threads that received a positive response.

Although, this isn't really your biggest problem, is it? You don't have a lot of confidence, or you wouldn't have gotten yourself stuck with her FB in the first place. And you're spending way too much time thinking about how "good with humorous messaging" instead of how to apply what you ARE good at to the seduction.

I'm glad you're getting out there and making an effort, even though right now you're kind of barking up the wrong tree. There's a lot of information out there, some good, and some bad, and its hard for a beginner to know what's worth looking at. Especially since NONE of it really focuses on your strengths and weaknesses as an individual.

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