Since winter is upon us (in the US anyway) I came up with a snowboarding/skiing opener that you can use anytime, anywhere, but I prefer to use it in the mountains on the chair lifts or in the long lines if any HB's happen to end up next to me

Insert any beginning for an opinion opener, but my favorite is:
PUA: Hey I need an outside opinion on something ( Hey guys, get this) (Hey I need a female opinion on something) - My friend is head over heels for this girl he just met. Now she's attractive and everything, but she is a little demanding. Just the other day she found out he ski's/snowboards and she wants him to learn to snowboard/ski, or else she won't come up with him (to the mountains). He likes her so much, he is actually considering taking lessons. What do you think he should do?

HB: Well, she should just deal with it/ He shouldn't change for her

PUA: Well, that's what I said at first too, but he really needs some convincing...Blah-blah- take this anywhere -

You can obviously change the snowboarding and skiing to fit your preferences, and while it hasn't been field tested yet, it should work well because it is a standard opinion opener. Just something new, let me know what you guys think and what I should alter to improve it. I would really like to add some C&F to neg her response (which will probably be "he shouldn't do it" ). Ideas/input anyone?