One of my biggest pet peeves is when girls ask for me to buy them drinks. Mostly because they don't ask, they command. I love buying drinks for my friends, and people I know. I spend more on others when I go out than I do on myself. I have fun. But as soon as a girl says "BUY ME A DRINK" I turn into a huge ass.
At first, I'd just be all "nah *mumble mumble* so, blah blah" and fail and they'd leave. then I started getting irritated (over the years). Lately, when girls have asked this, I just laugh in their face then say something like "I only buy my friends drinks...." Sometimes I'd change the subject, others I'd just wait silently till they left. It's such a dick move, but, sometimes I can't help it (cause I'm probably drunk) because it irritates me so much.
Lately I try not to laugh or be a dick and I'm trying to be all 'you should buy me one'. They usually always ask "why should I buy YOU a drink?" and I tell them "Because I'm awesome, duh!" I think next time I'll try "because I'm thirsty".
I've gotten one girl to get me a drink. When she left in the morning she was all "I can't believe I bought you a drink." I couldn't help but think "I can't believe I gamed (but didn't get any thank God) an Uggo". At least I got a drink , and know I can turn it around on some girls.
I remember one time I was sitting at the bar BSing with some buddies. All along the bar are stickers, with letters that when spoken, say something. Well, a girl from across the way reads one out loud, very loud: "I LOVE COCK-----"
I don't know how I heard this (haha yeah right) and right then I shout to that area "ALL THE SUDDEN I'M STRANGELY ATTRACTED TO YOU!" Everyone laughs and the girl comes running over to my side of the bar. My back is to her, and turn just enough that it's still facing her but that I can talk comfortably and check her out. She's pretty hot. HB8, great rack, not the preppy-trendy-cali-girl either. So we start BSing about whatever and the whole minute or so she's rubbing her tit on me and leaning in and all that jazz. I call her out on it and check her out, make her do a lil' spin, talk about her tattoos, get her to show me her tramp stamp, and another one on her leg. she checks out mine; then she spouts "BUY ME A DRINK!"
I reply, that she just missed it, I
just just bought a round, but she should buy me one! "I only have ten dollars!"
I say that she can probably get 2 PBRs but I'm not drinking that crap, so she could get me a beer and still have enough to tip the bartender, cause he's rad.
She gets quiet, then says "see you around!" and walks off to her friends.
I know I can do a better job if I just didn't get so pissed off (I think I have issues, hahaha) when they 'demand' or sometimes even ask. I've even called them out and been all "What's my name?" most times they don't know, and I just shake my head and they eventually leave.
Another story.
I was out with some friends and somehow, through them I got introduced to a guy with some super solid game. So we opened this set of two tiny little blondes in skirts. Teased them about looking too young to be in the club, blah blah blah. Well, the inevitable "buy me a drink" comes up and I just ignore it. A little later, I'm standing there talking to them, right behind me is a group of my friends talking. Both the girls we're talking to are standing there with no drinks. I finish mine, and make a big scene about going to get another. While finishing it I'm all "ahh, yeah. time for another beer." then I walk infront of the one who kept asking ,threw it away, turned to my friend (my back was to her) made a "want a shot" motion, he complies, so I go get them.
To get the shot back to my friend I had to walk right in front of the girl who kept asking for drinks. As I do so, I first make eye contact with my friend, so he knows I'm coming. I walk straight, look at the girl make eye contact, then
bring one of the drinks up like i'm handing it to her, smile super big and give a 'her you go' motion with my head, then at the last possible second I shift my arm and put the shot into my friends hand. It was great. My friend saw it, the PUA I met saw it, and we all laughed. I teased her for a bit about thinking it was for her "whateverr!!. pft!!" It was great. Not smooth, but fun. that girl still didn't hate me. haha. Later that night, we were at a different part and she's DOING IT AGAIN. So, I'm like fine I'll buy some shots. I go to the bar and order 4 shots of water. I tell my friend, and the guy she's "just friends with but is all cuddly" (at this point I stopped caring about picking up and was just having fun) that it's water, but not her. She's like 'what is it?' "is it water?" I was just like "be careful, people have died from drinking too much of that!" She hesitantly takes the shot and is all "THAT WAS WATER" I laugh.
I had lost interest long before this point so I was around trying to game other girls. This was when I first started trying to learn. I ended up getting a ride back to my place with the PUA guy, and the two girls. He probably got with her friend and her friend probably texted her "just friends but it all cuddly" guy all night.
so, yeah. i'm an asshole. But I have fun. And to me, nothing is more important than having fun.
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