Too bad you didn't tell the joke like that the first time. Because then when she jumped in your lap you could have said.."aww perfect timing, i was in the mood for a pizza bagel"

Was at a college campus in the library. I went to plug my laptop in but the plug was between the girls leg

ME: can you plug this in for me?
HB: sure
ME: I didn't just want to go down on you, we just met
HB: (laughs)!

I was in! This was before I even knew about PUA, and ended up blowing it by not being aggressive enough to # close. Semester is about to start so who knows maybe I'll get a rare 2nd chance.

I tried this a 2nd time later that semester. Failed HB just ignored.

bahaha love it!

I think it's important to make them think a compliment is coming and then use the neg. Try something like

"That's a nice dress, those are really popular these days."

"That's a nice fragrance, it smells just like my grandma's house"

"That's so cute how your nose wiggles when you talk."

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I think the use, or implication, of the word 'anyway' or phrase 'I guess' is great for a neg. You make a comment about her that is completely neutral and then say 'but I guess it suits you,' or ', it kinda works,' which makes it seem like the neutral comment was less than neutral.

As in the classic 'Nice nails, are they real?' 'No,' 'Oh, well I guess they suit you,'

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LOL these are like all the negs i use most! They work like a CHARM! Most times i use these, I get 'good results'

i have some:

-(when you shake her hand after aproaching) oooh cold hands!!! /smile
-wow your loud... /smile/
-i like you jewlry.. is it real (say it when its obviously not)
-you have a huge smile
- you have an eyelash on your face (wipe non existant eyelash off)
-(she toutches you) aaah!! you smudged my shirt... /smile

I hope you like these

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i have some:

-(when you shake her hand after aproaching) oooh cold hands!!! /smile
-wow your loud... /smile/
-i like you jewlry.. is it real (say it when its obviously not)
-you have a huge smile
- you have an eyelash on your face (wipe non existant eyelash off)
-(she toutches you) aaah!! you smudged my shirt... /smile

I hope you like these

Good negging areas for American/Canadian/British females:

1) Her weight. Most have serious weight problems.
2) The fact that she isn't a virgin. She will proably give you a STD (HPV!!). Have fun guys
3) Her loud quality. Every single time I land back in America the thing I notice after how fat and old all the females look is how LOUD they are. My God! Invest in some earplugs.
4) Lack of style. Flip-flops are for the beach!

I had a good one last night, was chatin to a girl in the bar who had her hair covering one eye, she said to me "you going to get me a drink",
I said i cant even see who im talking too, (moving her hair out off the way from her eye). then putting back over her eye, you look better like that.

Get shot.
Most women in America don't have weight problems unless your going to the old foggie bars. Most of us aren't looking for virgins and there is nothing that says women in America will give you STD's. Go to the more exclusive clubs where the young 21 to 25 year old women are, and you will find skinny good looking women with plenty of fashion sense. And most of them will supply the condom for you if you forget

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I jjust made this one up...opinions welcomed....i'm goin out tomorrow night and have a whole arsenal written down in my notepad! lol



you: my sister has that same shirt

hb: o, really?

you: yea, i'm pretty sure she wore it to the gym today

If a really hot girl asks you for money...(not field tested)

SHE: "Hey can i borrow some money"
HIM: "Dont think you can just use your looks to get money of guys cus its not going to work"

OR

HIM: "Wow, you must be use to getting money from random strangers...i wonder what kind of job you have"

Haha that is genius!

lol

i went out last night to a club where they had this latino modelling competition on. and the HB participants where out the front selling tickets, and pretty much flirting to all the dudes to get em to buy

my 2 friends who were more than happy to have some HB attention couldnt get enough. then here i was just negging the shit outta this girl cos she struck me as such an arrogent uptight girl.

friends: so what country are u repping?
HB8: columbia
friends: lol, all the cocain you can snort right?
HB8: (shit testing) aha..... yeah right. *looking away*

ME to her friend: jeez, does this girl always have the sence of humor of a raw potatoe?

HB8:.... :O

was harsh. but could always be refined for a PU attempt