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Me: " Hey, can I be honest with you. I think you and I are the coolest people here"

Her: "Of course! (or something to insinuate she is better than you)"

Me: "But I have to say, I need to know which one of us is cooler. Let's ask these people. *Turns to her friends or women standing near the target* Who do you guys think is cooler, me or her?"

Friends: "She is. Definitely, hands down"

Me: "You're right. You are definitely the coolest girl here. Now if I could only find the hottest girl...*looks around the bar/club*"


can't remember who made this up but thought it was pretty good

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Me: You are too damn gorgeous. Like, literally, I would swim through a pool of shit with my mouth open just to know the number of vowels in your first name.
HB: laughs or runs away.
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Me: " Hey, can I be honest with you. I think you and I are the coolest people here"

Her: "Of course! (or something to insinuate she is better than you)"

Me: "But I have to say, I need to know which one of us is cooler. Let's ask these people. *Turns to her friends or women standing near the target* Who do you guys think is cooler, me or her?"

Friends: "She is. Definitely, hands down"

Me: "You're right. You are definitely the coolest girl here. Now if I could only find the hottest girl...*looks around the bar/club*"


can't remember who made this up but thought it was pretty good
LOLL!!!! I love that neg you threw in there

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