man this is hilarious.... i'm gonna use this....

she: * smiles at you / looks at you *
me: do i know you? / who are you?
she: no/why?
me: i thought you knew me because you were staring/smiling at me...
she: no i dont
me: so you are just a stalker...
she: haha you'd wish!
me: well that's OK, i forgive you...
she: nonono...
me: you are kind of cute...
she: ah...
me: And I don't mind having a cute stalker....
she: i know
me: It's only the ugly ones that are really stalkers...
she: yes of course
me: cute ones we just call admirers!
she: haha
me: hey miss admirer... i actually have to go now *false time constraint*... but you remind me of a funny story...
she: what?
me: a friend of mine called me the other day...
me: to tell me that ugly guys... have a shorter life span than goodlooking guys
she: how come?
me: well... she got the idea while she was driving in front of the mall and was staring at this really hot guy...
she: ok...?
me: wel... he turned around and screamed like crazy at her...
me: apparently she was just about to run over some ugly guy!
she: haha
me: i guess you are the same type... >> keep hitting her with C&F stuff

i just switched a girl for a boy in your funny story.... (pre-selection / i hang with girls)

plus you can bust on her that she is just like your silly friend

The stalker part of the opener seems a little bit too much. Some girls might feel that its funny but I have field tested it and other girls have taken offense to it.

Opinion openers are definitely over-used. They need to be unique like someone mentioned about the mall - I would say these are specific opinion openers.

An example I want to use is: Hey guys, I read that tights for men are coming back into fashion. You think I could pull it off?' with a laugh obviously cos men in tights is not a good look.

I prefer my trusty 'Hey guys, hows your night going?' - sometimes I get a simple 'good' with a polite smile - tells me straight away they're not interested. Or they ask me back. I like to give a bit of detail - whether I've been bar hopping, cocktail experimenting (there's a snickers cocktail I wanna try), karaoke. Whatever, my biggest problem is keeping the conversation going.

One time I was at a bar saw some girls, went to a other bar and some time later I saw the same girls so I went over and said to them are you guys stalking me?

it totally worked so you can use it in other scenario's also

here's a great collection of openers:

http://ezinearticles.com/?How-to-Talk-t ... id=1426838

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Nice one.

Its funny when Style was on "The View" when he talked about one of his opion openers they all went nuts sayin how great it was.

I think that for me the A-1 opinion opener is dead, but usin the exact same line in A-2 is money

Agree or disagree?

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i think that when you talk about lifespan or death or anything like that , you unconscious talk about the death . and i am sure this will not work on the girl exept she is a member of some kind of death orgy secta with addiction to necrophilia lol how i create this shit anyway must go to a doctor cya.

Agree!

I opened my current girlfriend with an opinion opener(good ole who lies more ). It gets them talking, just make sure you root it, then quickly snip the thread and move on.
A openers an opener at the end of the day

I'm going to have to second what about everyone has to say. Opinion opers just seem like your slowly chipping away at the ice. Just shatter the ice with a neg or cocky funny. Swing for the fence. Women like it and if not you can always learn.

I'm actually gonna give credit for the city opener. It sounds really canned but you can actually learn a lot about a girl depending on her answer if she's in LA. Here's a break down of personality types. Plus, if you're in LA and she says SF or OC or NY, you ask "then why are you here?" and it'll have her justifying herself to you.

LA: Hipster, likes attention, trying to make it in the industry, for school, loves to be around a lot of people, major focus on looks

SF: Closet-hippy feels out of place in so-cal. Ask her how much she misses saying Hella and tell her to show you her thizz face. She'll fuckin crack up. I make fun of people who say they're from the bay area when they're from San Jose or like Santa Cruz.

OC: Beach bum, loves "chillin". Talk to her about how much the 909 sucks. If she's actually from Riverside, just throw that bitch off, she probably has The Clap. If she's partying in LA ask her why she has to come up to LA to party.

NY: If she's not a NY native, ask her why she's hating on her hometown. If she says NY she loves the big lights and the hustle and bustle. Talk about how LA's public trans sucks because you just want to be able to go to the farmer's market without driving your car.

Thoughts? I think knowing stereotypes about a lot of cities are good, and if you know where she says she'd rather be, you can key in on a bunch of key concepts that you should be able to calibrate towards.

One girl from Santa Rosa, i tell her: You weren't one of those kids that hangs out in black and in front of the hand statue at the mall and talks about your feelings all day were you? And she goes: Yeahhh.... and just cracks up.

my friend who is also occasionally my wing tried this and he was just a touch too agressive. it was funny to watch but fuck! the stalker 1 is a gd 1 but it has too be delivered perfectly incase the person you're trying it on is a psycho