Cruel but effective bar opener



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PostPosted: Sat Oct 17, 2009 10:10 pm 
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Don't use this opener.

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 1:48 am 
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Okay guys I'm a newbie to this site but I just thought i'd contribute a little opener I invented on the weekend which ended up with me taking this girls friend home. I was aiming for her but her AMOG bf was there and her friend was just as good so I was a happy chappy :D

So I'm out at this bar in the city with some friends and it's my turn to do the rounds I go stand next to a beautiful blonde girl at the bar waiting to order a drink.

ME: Hey, I just thought I should let you know. This guy has a repuation for spiking girls drinks (I point to the innocent bartender)

HER: Oh really? are you serious?

ME: Yeah I know he doesn't look like the type does he... (shrug my shoulders and turn back to the bar)

HER: So how do you know this?

ME: Well a few of my girlfriends were here last weekend and when they got their drinks they thought it tasted funny. Anyway all of a sudden they just felt really wasted and they don't remember but apparently these two dodgey dudes were cracking on them big time and it turns out their mates with the bartender.

HER: OMG were they okay?

ME: Well they felt really horrible the next day and Laura wen't to the doctors and had some tests and she had K in her system.


Well you can see where it wen't from there, I came up with this one because I believe I indirectly portrayed the following
-I have lots of girls as friends
-I'm not directly cracking on her so it made me look like concerned jo citizen.

It's quite ballsy and a rat thing to do but what can I say it worked.[/i]
I'm sorry to say this, but this is a terrible idea/opener.
Even if it worked I don't think I'd ever be so desperate or needy to open with something as pathetic as this.
I'm good at night game, but i've recently started practicing day game.
So if someone said an opener about day-game I wouldn't really criticize. But as I HAVE picked up (successfully) as bars/clubs. I can say this opener is stupid...no hate, just my opinion.
Even if the girl doesn't see you as needy and pathetic...wouldn't you feel bad about yourself that you had to go to lengths of spreading a fucked up rumor about some guy you don't know just to open a set? damn...I'd rather open with "hello" than use that one..sorry.


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PostPosted: Sun Jul 25, 2010 8:45 pm 
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Wow...you're response at the end of page one, about how you don't care that every person in this forum is labeling you as a categorically terrible human being is impressive. I don't understand how you've misconstrued the game so much. "Always leave them in a better state than when you found them." All you're doing is placing bartenders' jobs in danger, diminishing their tips, and augmenting paranoia in girl's lives, encouraging their fear that they're going to be drugged and raped (like my ex-girlfriend). I have a really strong stomach, but I'm actually disgusted by your words and hope I never find myself in the same room as you, cause I don't fight people as a general rule, but I've been told there are exceptions. To all the men trying to self improve out there: Please understand the inherent stupidity and evil in this man (I didn't just call this person a man did I?) and his flawed opener. Please go about your sarging as gentlemen...

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