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Lol this is like one night at a club a few years ago, I rolled up on these two chicks and asked for a light. The hotter one (HB8 and some change) looks me straight in the eye and says "no, but you can butt-fuck me."
Obviously the fact that I'm here now shows that I handled that situation with a giant Fail, but I'm definitely interested in learning how to manage sets that open you as well.
Neg her on the use of BUTT!! how old is she? 13!! go something like....
"butt-fuck, huh? Who the hell uses the word butt anymore? Its either ass-fuck, or fuck in general!!! You def would have had a better chance tho, No butt's about that!!! *smile* So how do u plan on grabbing my attention again?"
maybe
that was the gayest, armchair quarterback post i've read on these forums to date. how do you avoid getting punched in the face on a day to day basis irl?
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