Not all women in the church are celibate. Haven't you ever heard of church whores? Women who only go to church to pickup men. The majority of single women in the church are praying for a husband, so it can be a good place to meet them.

There is this one lady, an older lady, in my church who keeps trying to get with me. I went to my friends house after a Sunday service, and she was there. She approached me and asked if I was seeing anyone. Then she started talking about how it's so hard out there, and shes so lonely. I know she wants me to penetrate, but no. Although that booty is pretty round.

It was sick back in high school. I would go to bible studies on Fridays after school, and one time it was the preachermayne, me, and about 10 different women. Jesus hooked it up.

Also, just a warning. Jesus is alive, and aware of all that is done upon the earth. So exercise caution when taking his name in vain. Trust me, you don't want to find out how much God loves Jesus through wrath.

Let me get this straight: It's good to go to God's church to bang the women who are praying to Him for a husband. But it's a sin to ask strangers if they've taken Christ as their savior.

All righty!

This.is.awesome.

Will.do.

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This is FUCKING BRILLIANT.