This recently happened to me and quite honestly I wish I had been a little more suave.

I've been dressing to the nines since I came back from a couple months in the states so I was feeling pretty damned good about myself even when I saw a gorgeous 9 about my age. For all you strangers out there I turned twenty today and as expected everything's the same. You're only as young as the women you feel right? I like to feel around 27 usually. Anyway, I'm rambling.

So there I am, recently back into the game in America after a long absence and a short relationship. Gorgeous clothes a great outlook and an even more gorgeous girl. She crosses to my side of the road. I am so fucking in! I think. She doesn't know it yet but she's about to become mine.

Me: *Winks and puts my hand out to stop her*
Me: You look... Stunning
And in the gruffest most fuck-offy voice I've heard from a gangbanger let alone a blonde angel she sneers a quick "Thanks". This is not on!
Me: I'm not hitting on you Muffin, you're probably a year older than me which means you're about 5 years too young for me.

Girl opened. Thank you very much. This is my reality and she doesn't have the choice to stay in her own. Welcome to wonderland Alice. Besides... I think husky, less feminine voices are HOT!

For all you guys who are wondering how you can copy my exact words into an opener DON'T. It's unoriginal and unnatural. Instead here's a pretty simple outline of what to do.

1. Establish eye contact and smile like she just made your day.
2. Open her with honesty, if you thought she had great legs then tell her that.
3. Give her bedroom eyes while you do.
If she's immediately ready to eviscerate you with one hand and give you a quick vasectomy with the other don't worry. Take a breath and remember to stay in your reality. This is a battle of wills and yours is stronger.
4. Disqualify her. Pick something about her that honestly bugs you if you want to be more sincere. I can't stand the drama and attention seeking of teens. When has an 18 year old ever discussed Libya with me? No siree I want a passionate conversation and to be the only man she still calls Daddy. Thank you very much.

Hope this helped you guys. It's certainly helped my self esteem.

Luc