Hey, this is Stealth! I just found out new great openers you could try! I've used this at work, school, and even in my apartment complex.

1) "You know if it wasn't so cold out it would be great outside!" SITUATIONAL OPENER
2) "Hey-do you know where's the greatest Pizza joint near here?" PRE-OPENER ALONG WITH OPINION OPENER.
3) "I like those shoes! Where you buy them at?" DIRECT OPENER
*BONUS*
4) "My friend over there thinks your hot! Would you like to meet him?" INDIRECT OPENER. It puts pressure on your friend and disqualifies you for thinking she's hot. Really cunning. She'll of course say no but then you follow up with, "Com'on I'm a real good match maker." This will open the doors up to dating and relationships!

Have fun Sarging and good luck!

Peace!

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I THINK THE ONE WITH THE SHOES HAS POTENTIAL BUT NOT AS AN OPENER MAYBE A FOLLOW-UP RIGHT AFTER IT AS IF IT WAS A LITTLE COMMENT BUT WITH A NEG...SOMETHING LIKE..

MRPERFECT:HAHA, I LIKE YOUR SHOES BUT IDK HOW THEY LOOK ON YOU....


MRPEFECT: NOW WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?
HB:WHAT?
MRPERFECT: YOUR SUPPOSED TO COMPLIMENT YOUR CLOTHES NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND?
HB:HUH?
MRPERFECT: LOOK AT THOSE POOR THINGS...THEIR TRYING SO HARD TO MAKE YOUR FEET LOOK BEAUTIFUL BUT HEH..THEIR JUST NOT CUTTIN IT..

..OR MAYBE IF THEIR A SET OF TWO OR MORE..I WOULD SAY SOMTHING LIKE...

MRPERFECT: I LIKE YOUR SHOES.. BUT I THINK YOU GUYS SHOULD SWITCH..I THINK HERS WOULD COVER YOUR FEET MORE AND EXPOSE HERS..HAHA


SOMTHING ALONG THOSE LINES..JUST SOMETHING I COULD COME UP WITH REAL QUIK..GOOD LUK

Your on the right track man, so don't take this the wrong way, but I would ditch those openers all together. Try a roleplaying opener instead. Something like this usually works well.

Spadephilly: You know, we really can't keep seeing each other like this in public, people are going to start to talk.

HB: Ha ha....

Spadephilly: I mean, the divorce isn't even finalized yet. For all I know, they could be following us around with a camera, filming us for an episode of cheaters.

HB: Ha ha...

Spadephilly: If we get caught, I'm blaming all of this on you.

HB: (by now, the girl should be talking and the convo will be well on its way).

I find that most girls will understand what your doing. It's rare that you'll find a girl who won't play along. Keep in mind your body language, voice tonality and facial expressions though. This is very important. After all, she has to realize that your just playing.

Spade

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haha...i like that...nice addition spade

I have used the shoe one several times (maybe cos I'm addicted to sneakers and look at everyones feet at some stage or another) and it has gotten me into situations where I then go to engage in a further conversation...but I have never closed with it...

prolly due to the fact that I keep talking about sneakers and don't shut up and cant switch topics.

But then again how do you go from...

"hey thats a pretty cool colourway on yer sneakers" to "can i insert my penis in you at some stage tonight"???

advice?